Jacked up ******'s Day gifts

What's the most messed up thing you've seen advertised for a gift

You know how they are always advertising "Get *** a new cell phone" or "Get her an iPod" etc?

Well this year I have seen two rather messed up "******'s day" gifts advertised:

1. The SonicCare toothbrush.

Rule #1: Never, ever, ever buy someone a gift that implies they need to improve themselves.

"Hey ***, your teeth have been looking a little buttery lately and your breath is kickin' so I bought you thie toothbrush for ******'s Day. I REALLY hope you'll use it and think of me every time."

2. BRAS and PANTIES.

Seriously, WTF!?! Does anyone besided me find it a little creepy to consider buying your *** lingerie? I mean I guess if your name is Oedipus it'd be okay.

I know a lot of husband fathers buy gifts for their *** wives but these things struck me as just plain out there to be advertised for ***.
 

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