Red XXX
Verified Performer
I'm rich :2 cents:
I've got vodkazvictim's home address...
- Thread starter Petra
- Start date
Petra
Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
Hey, I need gnome money!
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
You could have my address for free if I thought you'd visit
Awww, I'm sorry Petra, did I just make the most valuable offer in your auction dissapear? :tongue:
Not really - I'm not there at current, so whoever breaks in would either get flatmate/landlord.
GeniuS!
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Since I don't have much money at the moment, can I offer my virgin ***** as a bid?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
You're ***** will no longer be virgin should you visit me
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
You're ***** will no longer be virgin should you visit me
That's what I was counting on.
I wasn't aware that homeless shanty cardboard towns had actual addresses.
Red XXX
Verified Performer
You'd regret that! I have a funny habit of turning up in the most unusual of places :surprise:You could have my address for free if I thought you'd visit
How about a trade for delicious fruitcake? hmm? Fruitcake for fruitcake?
I would like to be there ?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
My address: Go to Cambridge or Leicester UK (I move between the two at least once a month) and follow the smell of ******* and *****.
I'd never regret getting my filthy grubby lil paws on you
Oh don't take it to heart; it's not my fault there's nothing good to be said about women drivers.
I'm a better driver and I don't drive!
Women drivers are like the Dutch, silly Cthulhu
cultists and those silly buggers who like kinky sex 
; there's nothing good to be said about them! It's just that simple! 
Red XXX
Verified Performer
A trade for fruitcakes quite temptingMy address: Go to Cambridge or Leicester UK (I move between the two at least once a month) and follow the smell of ******* and *****.
I'd never regret getting my filthy grubby lil paws on you
Oh don't take it to heart; it's not my fault there's nothing good to be said about women drivers.
I'm a better driver and I don't drive!
Women drivers are like the Dutch, silly Cthulhu
could i bake you a cake?
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Go out into the streets. And listen.
Listen.
Listen for the sniggers of a fiancée whose tightly puckered asshole is being blindly and futilely stabbed at by a flaccid, be-*****'d cock.
And you've found him!
Listen.
Listen for the sniggers of a fiancée whose tightly puckered asshole is being blindly and futilely stabbed at by a flaccid, be-*****'d cock.
And you've found him!
PirateKing
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You don't have to listen to the sniggers. They're stifled by the frustrated ***** obscenities being shouted by ***** as he tries to get the job done.
hahaha ouch!
Red XXX
Verified Performer
Oh...yes please :drool1:
