It's Ten O'Clock - Do You Know Where Your Kids Are?

[jod0565]

Yes, they're locked in the room under the stairs. They were bad and that is their punishment! As it has been since they were infants. If you're bad, you get locked in the devils room with no food or water until you see the light and accept your punishment and all of the demons that are disrupting your god given soul are cast out.

I haven't heard a peep from either of them in a couple days; maybe the lord finally entered their soul and cleansed their spirit.

One can only hope....

My 6 year old is in the front yard trying out a chainsaw while my 10 year old is sitting here with me rolling fatties. My 12 year old son, bless him, is upstairs with a hooker, getting educated.

Are you sure you two aren't in the same house?


Unfortunately, BlueBalls joke is probably happening somewhere as we speak.