Look up what PETA is all about and do some reasearch about what they are really up to. PETA is shady as fuck for an abridged version of how fucked up they are, Penn and Teller's show Bullshit Did an episode on PETA, watch it.
It's official. Obama is a ninja
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In a land where extreme religions and groups rule, reason is hard to find.
Is there actually somebody really concerned about the fact that he killed that fly, or was his speech to difficult to understand so that everybody had to focus on the fact that he killed a fly ...
Is there actually somebody really concerned about the fact that he killed that fly, or was his speech to difficult to understand so that everybody had to focus on the fact that he killed a fly ...
It was an interview.
duly noted, just change speech in interview ... :hatsoff:
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Widow of Murdered Fly Seeks White House Apology, Shit
Grieving widow faces uphill legal
battle against President
WASHINGTON -- The widow of the housefly murdered by Barack Obama during a recent CNBC television interview announced this morning that she would be filing a wrongful death suit against the President in federal district court. The plaintiff brief -- citing pain, suffering and loss of income -- seeks a formal apology and compensatory damages, including an unspecified quantity of shit.
"Bob was a wonderful husband and provider," said the widow, Mrs.
Vivian Vvzzvzwwzzz, wiping tears from her compound eyes. "Even though he was always busy at the Rose Garden turd pile, he always flew home in time to tuck in our maggots."
The 17-day old widow said the grieving process since the murder has taken its toll.
"Although it's been nearly 48 hours, I still get an empty feeling in
my thorax everytime I think about it," she said. "I feel like I've
aged an entire week. Mating season is over, and here I am, stuck
trying to raise 532 larvae on my own."
Vvzzvzwwzzz described the "abdomen-wrenching horror" she experienced while watching the President casually assassinate her husband during the live broadcast.
"It was just before supper time and I was predigesting the evening
shit for the kids," she recalled. "When I looked up at the TV I saw
Bob there, and of course I was pretty excited. He started waving at
me, and then, all of a sudden, SLAP! My whole world, my life, layed
smashed across the back of Obama's left hand. And with 360 degree
peripheral vision and hundreds of eye facets, it was impossible to
look away."
Ever since the incident, Mrs. Vvzzvzwwzzz said she had been trying to piece her life back together.
"I just get paralyzed wondering how I'm going to raise my larvae for
the next six days, alone, without any kind of support," she said.
"Most days I just end up on the clung to the ceiling, numb and crying, eating a rancid bowl of Ben & Jerry's."
Breaking down, an emotionally distraught Vvzzvzwwzzz was comforted by PETA President Ingrid Newkirk and ACLU President Nadine Strossen. The two groups announced they will file an amicus brief in the case and file a separate class action suit against the insecticide, flyswatter and pest strip industries, seeking over 1 million metric tons of compensatory shit on behalf of 200 billion Fly-Americans.
Grieving widow faces uphill legal
battle against President
WASHINGTON -- The widow of the housefly murdered by Barack Obama during a recent CNBC television interview announced this morning that she would be filing a wrongful death suit against the President in federal district court. The plaintiff brief -- citing pain, suffering and loss of income -- seeks a formal apology and compensatory damages, including an unspecified quantity of shit.
"Bob was a wonderful husband and provider," said the widow, Mrs.
Vivian Vvzzvzwwzzz, wiping tears from her compound eyes. "Even though he was always busy at the Rose Garden turd pile, he always flew home in time to tuck in our maggots."
The 17-day old widow said the grieving process since the murder has taken its toll.
"Although it's been nearly 48 hours, I still get an empty feeling in
my thorax everytime I think about it," she said. "I feel like I've
aged an entire week. Mating season is over, and here I am, stuck
trying to raise 532 larvae on my own."
Vvzzvzwwzzz described the "abdomen-wrenching horror" she experienced while watching the President casually assassinate her husband during the live broadcast.
"It was just before supper time and I was predigesting the evening
shit for the kids," she recalled. "When I looked up at the TV I saw
Bob there, and of course I was pretty excited. He started waving at
me, and then, all of a sudden, SLAP! My whole world, my life, layed
smashed across the back of Obama's left hand. And with 360 degree
peripheral vision and hundreds of eye facets, it was impossible to
look away."
Ever since the incident, Mrs. Vvzzvzwwzzz said she had been trying to piece her life back together.
"I just get paralyzed wondering how I'm going to raise my larvae for
the next six days, alone, without any kind of support," she said.
"Most days I just end up on the clung to the ceiling, numb and crying, eating a rancid bowl of Ben & Jerry's."
Breaking down, an emotionally distraught Vvzzvzwwzzz was comforted by PETA President Ingrid Newkirk and ACLU President Nadine Strossen. The two groups announced they will file an amicus brief in the case and file a separate class action suit against the insecticide, flyswatter and pest strip industries, seeking over 1 million metric tons of compensatory shit on behalf of 200 billion Fly-Americans.
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