It's official! Cucumbers are TOO sexy for women!

[Petra]

Danish/Lebanese journalist Helen Hajjij tweeted on Wednesday: “So if Muslim women should stay away from cucumbers and bananas, should men stay away from melons?”

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/1...ling-cucumbers/?test=latestnews#ixzz1g12nYdts

 

[gunslingingbird]

Is that Regina in the .gif?

 

[ralph furley]

i'm too sexy for my cat...and uh cucumber

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Why has no one spoofed this for cucumbers....

 

[squallumz]

i had a gf who was never able to buy just one cucumber when she actually needed one legitimately. she was too embarrassed. she would have to buy other things she didnt need if she just needed the one cucumber.

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

Hahahaha. Next time I go shopping I'm going to Put a cucumber, some lube, an "it's ok to be alone" type self help book and a single microwave dinner in my cart and see if it raises any eyebrows.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Hahahaha. Next time I go shopping I'm going to Put a cucumber, some lube, an "it's ok to be alone" type self help book and a single microwave dinner in my cart and see if it raises any eyebrows.

haha i'll bet it would

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

I'll get a friend to video it on my iPod or something lol

 

[Petra]

I'll get a friend to video it on my iPod or something lol

Beautiful. LOL

Oooooh, did you know cucumbers come in their own 'condoms' here in the Netherlands? I shit you not. They're shrink wrapped.

Wonder if it's so you can use it, then eat it.

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

They're shrink wrapped in Canada too! Not all of them but depending on the supplier. I always get the shrink wrapped ones...*shifty eye* just sayin

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Hang on... can you buy non-shrink wrapped cucumbers in the states?

You people are wierd...

 

[Shifty]

Here, we call shrink-wrapped cucumbers "English Cucumbers".

By the way, you're all a bunch of effing pre-verts.

 

[Petra]

Here, we call shrink-wrapped cucumbers "English Cucumbers".

By the way, you're all a bunch of effing pre-verts.

Good to know you think I'm a pervert. See if I share my cucumber pussy pictures with you.

 

[Shifty]

Good to know you think I'm a pervert. See if I share my cucumber pussy pictures with you.

I said 'pre-vert' Petra! So, technically not a pervert ... Yet!

You may share!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Good to know you think I'm a pervert. See if I share my cucumber pussy pictures with you.

:dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Why has no one spoofed this for cucumbers....

See the post directly above yours, doofus. Honestly, Andrés...

 

[busaguy79]

So are the cucumbers there straight or do they have a curve in them??

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

See the post directly above yours, doofus. Honestly, Andrés...

Which is why I posted the bloody thing you muppet!

Cant have poorly written quotes without bad music... sheesh...