It's official: An asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs

[ThatRedWing]

I thought Barney was the reason the rest of them killed themselves.

 

[roronoa3000]

But who threw the asteroid?!?

Galactus

 

[Matt Superhorny]

Hmmm interesting, I heard asteroids wiped out dinosaurs from somewhere.

 

[HELLRAISER]

I thought Noah let the dinosaurs go extinct becoz there wasn't enough space for them on his arc

 

[Ceska]

I thought Noah let the dinosaurs go extinct becoz there wasn't enough space for them on his arc

Creationists held a meeting about this:
http://www.christianpost.com/articl...n-dinosaurs-ice-age-flood-big-bang/index.html

Dinosaurs were also explained. According to John Whitcomb, co-author of the seminal creationist book, The Genesis Flood (1961), Noah's ark carried 1,000 different kinds of dinosaurs as well as all of the other species, and the book has sold more than a quarter of a million copies in English.

So exactly 1000 species were transported 4354 years ago in a ship about 450 feet long and 75 feet wide.

To doubt this could lead to pornography.

the root of the creationist argument is the concern that evolution undermines moral beliefs, leading to lawlessness, family breakdown, ... pornography....

Bob Strauss has his doubts...
http://dinosaurs.about.com/od/dinosaurevolution/a/creationists.htm

 

[Patrick_S]

I think what Will is trying to say is that the earth was created 150 years ago and that picture is undisputable proof of that. Look here, it says so in the bible:

Patrick S 10:15) And ye shalt know that in the year 1850 AD the earth was created (this doesn´t make much sense i know but that´s not really what´s important when it comes to religion) and the dinosaurs walked with the men in funny hats. And the men in funny hats beat the dinosaurs with their sticks and canes and chanted "be gone you abominations of the lord!!!!". And so down from the sky came Mickey Mouse (wft?) in his giant spacemobile and gathered all the abominations of the lord and whisked them away into the center of the sun (but first he buried some of them deep in the earth, just to fuck with the scientists heads). And so all was peace and quiet on the earth again.

See? There you have it, undisputable proof that the earth was created 150 years ago.

 

[andrea_]

hmmmm....i had always subscribed to the Larson Theory on dino's extinction

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/209795_f520.jpg

you got a point here, pal.