It's my Birthday!

Get out there and bang some quiff now, you're only 22 once !
These are the best years of your life, time just crawls !
Go slam your nuts against some fine ass !

The world is yours, don't waste this time with your hand underneath the desk !!!
That is reserved for strike out nights after the bar.


Happy Birthday :****:
 
Happy birthday!
 
Thankyou to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday here. :wave: Sorry I didn't get back to you all, but I haven't been on the forums since May 12th. :( I've been very busy for the last two weeks or so due to work and a few other things.

Anyway, I had a great birthday! :)

It was a quiet one, celebrated with ****** and friends.
And that's the way I like it. A small party with the people I know & love. I've never been someone who enjoys big loud parties (for a birthday). :1orglaugh

I'll have another read through this thread and make it my mission to answer any questions you put to me while I was away. :thumbsup:

Have a great day guys and gals!

MarsAshes. :)
 
You're like black tar heroin to me. I feel so homeless because I am addicted to you.

I hear the wind earlier today. It whispered:

Bluuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeee


BAAAALLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

And realized it was a tornado.







A tornado of sexual lust and heat of the moment savagery!
What a coincidence, I heard you name as well when I flushed my toilet. It gurgled:

WHHHIIIIIMMMMSSSEEEYYY


:tongue:
 
Happy Birthday
 

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