"It Was Burning Like A Torch !"

[Facetious]

Woman sets ex's penis on fire

A Russian man is recovering after his ex-wife set fire to his penis.

Cont'd

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Hopefully he didn't spill any of the vodka.

 

[member006]

When I was a teen a woman that lived in our apt. complex poured Drano crystals on her husband after tying him up (promising sex) and slowly added water. She was arrested and did serve time. My mother never told me the true story about the lady till I was married. LMAO Of course all of us already knew it at the time.

LL

 

[sammy402002]

When I was a teen a woman that lived in our apt. complex poured Drano crystals on her husband after tying him up (promising sex) and slowly added water. She was arrested and did serve time. My mother never told me the true story about the lady till I was married. LMAO Of course all of us already knew it at the time.

LL

That is crazy!--I must make a mental note to Myself to never let myself get tied up.I remember the Seinfeld episode when the Woman handcuffed George in the hotel room and stole his clothes.:1orglaugh--The golden rules in relationships are always have a signed pre nup agreement,and never let Yourself be tied up.:rofl:

 

[gmaxman1212]

thats cruel and unusual.and that really has to hurt. wince ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hedonis]

I wanted to have a really funny thing to say, but I'm not sure there's much funny about a blazing penis. :eek:

H

 

[McNab]

Sounds like something from Saw 12 or Hostel 6.

Or whatever number those movies are up to.

 

[senob44]

His penis was on fire? Could it be gonorrhea?

 

[D-rock]

I bet when she told him she was going to light a fire down below for him he didn't think it would be like that.

 

[meesterperfect]

I dont think thats what The Doors had in mind either.

 

[hammerer]

Hey, obviously he wasn't too hurt- he took time to talk to the reporters.

 

[hedonis]

His penis was on fire? Could it be gonorrhea?

I have heard that burns....

H

 

[Legzman]

That's just terrible! That bitch should be burned at the stake!