Israel Wrings Their Hands At The UN Demanding Sanctions Against Ben & Jerry's

Yeah... no, I'm not gonna touch this one

Oh but it looks so good. Let me buy you some.

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Theopolis Q. Hossenffer

I am in America, not of it.
What would Jesus do? He's Jewish so would he go for the sale to save some money? He sure likes ice cream. So Dino, what are you trying to say? Specifically regarding Jews and money?
 
Specifically regarding Jews and money?

I heard they value money and are apt to be shamelessly cheap and conniving. Jews are the ones who told me that so I'm still Kosher. They also taught me what "Jewpons" were. Again, not my fault for learning that since it was from one of them. Y'know, those people.

Since Jesus is God and also a Jew he must be a total expert on Chinese Food. Is Jesus enough of a Jew to eat Chinese Food on his own birthday?
 
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