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Vag City....Hmm... sounds familiar...a lot of tunnels? :dunno:
Well Isobel isn't here right now, so I'll field that one for now, and she can make her answer later.
24 hours with a guy. Hmm...what to do, what to do. Well first, he would come and pick me up and I'd be wearing my Hannah Montana costume. I would try and seduce him and I'd have him so worked up that we would have to park somewhere. Then, just when he would slide his hand up my thighs, searching for Vag City, I would tell him I'm not that kind of girl.Then I would keep flirting with him until he suggests we get a motel room. As soon as we got into the room, I would tell him to take his clothes off, while I freshen up in the bathroom. When I come out, I would throw his naked ass on the bed face-down and go Butt City on his anus until I shot my load. Then I would grab the keys, and run out of the room shouting "Death to the Philistines!" before I hop in his car and speed away. And that's the end of that chapter, homies.....:eek:
What in the name of the Almighty FreeOnes Himself are you talking about, Senob(?!)
I've been to Hannah, Montana (eight months, one week, two days, thirteen hours, forty-four minutes, eleven seconds) on a "re-hab" assignment, courtesy of the Internal Revenue Service, from which I attained the rank of a Warrant Officer, who had little class and even less underarm deoderant.
While acknowledging your passionate battle-cry
I can also emphathize with your sentiments, although being a life-long Detroit Tigers fan, most of my consternation came courtesy of the Cubs or those #&!*@X! Cardinals!
In all actuality, I knew of some "wrens," who, unfortunately fell victim to propane poisoning upon venturing in an unauthorized sortie into my Charmglo.
We didn't eat the feet.
Hmmm, I see the word "City" in this reply just a little too frequently for my comfort...
IsobelWren
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My dad had a friend who was a vietnam vet, a sniper with near perfect accuracy who had PTSD and anger management issues. In court appointed therapy the shink told him to do something silly, like quack when he got angry. The thinking in this was that he'd realize how silly that was and stop being angry. This did not work, so you just had an angry sharp shooter who looked like Charlie Manson quacking at you with a gun in his hands. This is the story I have associated with quacking
IsobelWren
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I'm sorry, but if you hit something you don't keep hitting it, you don't go in as deep!
Well sure, if you notice it. But if she's gagged and face down and her hands are tied, well you just keep thumping away while she puts teeth marks in your nice new ball gag. *cough* Not that it's happened to me...often :dunno:
ummmmmmmmmm. Play chess? Or monopoly. That could definitely take up the whole 24 hours.
ummmmmmmmmm. Play chess? Or monopoly. That could definitely take up the whole 24 hours.
OK lol:rofl:sure
IsobelWren: What would your fantasy date be like?
Don't worry folks, I'll let Isobel field this one. You guys already know my answer.
Though I shirley do appreciate dick van cock's comments a few posts up.
Isobel, I would like to apologize for playing games here in your thread. I just can't resist....
Now off to Vag City!
I really like to be tied up and fucked, but I don't get that as often as I'd like.
Ah, Isobel, that’s a fantasy I can’t resist. I would love to tie you up, for a couple of reasons: (1) you look hot when you’re tied up; (2) you couldn’t get away. So I could do anything I want to you. Why would I settle for just fucking? I would subject you to all my evil intentions. First I’d kiss every part of your body I could reach – depending on how you were tied. (What? Not evil enough for you? I bet my wife would think it was evil if she found out.:tongue
Then I’d do to your body whatever else I could think of doing with my mouth and hands: licking, sucking, biting (gently), rubbing my hands gently across you, drawing my fingertips lightly across your skin. Focusing more and more on your inner thighs and lower abdomen. Getting closer. More kissing. Hope I remembered to bring a feather to tickle your inner thighs with while I’m going down on you. (You’re tied up; there’s nothing you can do about it.) And then...OMG I’m going to have to leave this thread now. I’ll be back in a few minutes.
IsobelWren
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Awwww, but your answer is much more entertaining to me than my answer would be.
When you're on the way to Vag city, make sure NOT to take the detour to Colon Canal. It looks like it would be fun but it's just shitty.
IsobelWren
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It all depends on the person I'm with and what I want to do to and with them. A stereotypical walking on the beach/dinner date can be just as fun as hiking in the mountains or doing dinner and a movie or making your own food together at home. For me, it's all about the person I'm with and how we interact together.
For anyone: What normally despised activity or event did you partake in in an attempt to get into the pants of a hot chick?
ummmmmmmmmm. Play chess? Or monopoly. That could definitely take up the whole 24 hours.
being a chess player/fan; that just gave me a semi..:spump:
i LOVE sitting around playing 3 or more games in a day..:thumbsup:
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You got me on this one Isobel.
I was on a first date with a girl and of course I wanted to get in her pants. We went to Rocky Horror Picture Show and ran into one of her friends there. We were talking, and it turned out that he was gay. No big deal. So we went inside, and as it happens, I ended up sitting between this girl and this other guy. So, we're waiting for the show to start, and he surprised me by asking if he could feel me up. Before I could say anything, she says, "Let me do it too!" So what can I say? Before I knew what I was doing, I had this gay fellow and this hot chick with their hands down my pants. So I just let it continue like that, and started kissing the girl and trying for the life of me not to think about the guy at all. So I got pretty hard before they stopped and then the show started. So basically I allowed a gay man to fondle my dick and balls to get into this girl's good graces. It paid off though, and we did have sex in my car afterwards, then I took her home. She said she would call me, but she didn't, so I never called her or saw her again. :wave:
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I feel very, very bad to admit this but ...
in 1995, I signed a petition against the French nuclear tests at Mururoa in order to get myself closer to the desired female wetlands... :ban:
IsobelWren
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...well if the "wetlands" were where they were thinking about doing the testing I can see any sane man doing the same as you
Next question to Isobel.....
What is a typical day in your life like and do you enjoy what you do and have no regrets about it?
What is a typical day in your life like and do you enjoy what you do and have no regrets about it?
It’s the same with me. I like voluptuous women. Usually I pass by the slender ones without a second thought. Yet for me, Isobel beats any five full-figured hotties put together.
Her personality, which shows in her work, is wonderful and unique in the porn world (or at least, more different from the stereotype than anyone else I know of). In her face, body, and style, there’s an artistic beauty that, for me, turns out to be a preferred alternative to the hourglass figure that usually gets my attention.
And in her work there seems to be a kind of sincerity that is often missing from others. Her sexiness seems to come from her heart and soul rather than from an artificial knowledge of how to be sexy. She’s engaged with the audience (even though the audience isn’t there when she shoots) and appears to be genuinely communicating her sexuality rather than just acting a role. With most porn stars, I get the sense that they aren't really in touch with their own feelings; they're just sort of artificially hyped up and histrionic, like they're on cocaine or meth (which often they are). But Isobel seems to be completely present in the moment. And she’s really into what she’s doing. (According to Violet Blue, she “stands behind her online sexual adventures with at least one genuinely soaked pair of panties after each session she does.”)
Yes, :bowdown:
That might not be the proper sound for you.
My dad had a friend who was a vietnam vet, a sniper with near perfect accuracy who had PTSD and anger management issues. In court appointed therapy the shink told him to do something silly, like quack when he got angry. The thinking in this was that he'd realize how silly that was and stop being angry. This did not work, so you just had an angry sharp shooter who looked like Charlie Manson quacking at you with a gun in his hands. This is the story I have associated with quacking
...kind of like the Zen of porn...
...and another thing I forgot to say about Isobel, but I was reminded by reading some of the posts in the forums by other OCSM's: she's a fuck of a lot smarter than most models/pornstars. And I think it shows in her work.
