luis1972
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Is this guy normal?
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I disagree and believe that you are both wrong! It's very homosexual to have sex with a car!... You know, many animals have pretty colorful and shiny looking males to show of their things and have their mating rituals to better attract colorless females. Cars are definetly more of a man with their colors than woman and there definetly is something fishy hiding under cars, but not the kind of fishy that women have... But don't worry! Even if you like to suck the dust out from that big, long, hard and thick pipe that is hanhinh underneath and between their tires. As long as there are boobies on the engine bonnet, you can always camouflage withn people, trick them think that you are completely straight and normal and noone will ever know even if sucking that tail pipe is what you actually want...
I think it's only heterosexual if you want to have a sex with a car while being inside the car and fucking between the cracks in seats or something. Adjustable seat and back rest leaves nice hole for ones own preferences and soft paving on seats makes this kind of act much more heterosexual act... Actually I've changed my mind, cars are maybe more of a transgender... definetly... but if you want to have sex with outer side of a car, that's definetly gay... just make sure that there are at least boobies painted on top of engine bonnet so you can use hideous word bi-sexual in embarrassment rather than a gay...
What do you think about having sex with a bikecycle then? I'm not sure if that's gay or not...
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Well, it depends on the shape of the object.
The car is round so it is female sided.
Train and bicycle are tubular so they represent penis.
So if a man wants to have sex with a car he is straight and if a man do it with train or bicycle he is probably homo.
Hahaha I watched this before. My favorite part is when he's sitting in front of the car, legs under the front fender, kissing the bumper tenderly. Classic
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Got really drunk one night and went home with an Aztek. Definitely had the beer goggles on to unleash my hog on that jalopy.
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I disagree and believe that you are both wrong! It's very homosexual to have sex with a car!... You know, many animals have pretty colorful and shiny looking males to show of their things and have their mating rituals to better attract colorless females. Cars are definetly more of a man with their colors than woman and there definetly is something fishy hiding under cars, but not the kind of fishy that women have... But don't worry! Even if you like to suck the dust out from that big, long, hard and thick pipe that is hanhinh underneath and between their tires. As long as there are boobies on the engine bonnet, you can always camouflage withn people, trick them think that you are completely straight and normal and noone will ever know even if sucking that tail pipe is what you actually want...
I think it's only heterosexual if you want to have a sex with a car while being inside the car and fucking between the cracks in seats or something. Adjustable seat and back rest leaves nice hole for ones own preferences and soft paving on seats makes this kind of act much more heterosexual act... Actually I've changed my mind, cars are maybe more of a transgender... definetly... but if you want to have sex with outer side of a car, that's definetly gay... just make sure that there are at least boobies painted on top of engine bonnet so you can use hideous word bi-sexual in embarrassment rather than a gay...
What do you think about having sex with a bikecycle then? I'm not sure if that's gay or not...
My thinking is that an exhaust pipe is more of a female receptacle. If it were phallic, a man can't stick his dick into another dick.
As far as the bicycle goes, that is confusing to me. They are produced by gender. If it's gay for a man to ride a woman's bike would it be straight to fuck it? In any case, no adult should be fucking any bicycle that has wheels less than 18".
...but balls are round too and car is also very solid like a hard cock and strong pecs which represents more of masculine side. Only seats inside could be considered soft, femine and curvy and if you sit on them beforehand, they will be warm too... I think playing too much with gearstick may be still little bit gay even if you like things inside...
Would you say that all women who love cars are actually lesbians? I haven't been too much into those women, they might end up not only sucking out all your money, but also fucking all your female friends too? No good comes out from that, better stay away from those kind of evil women...
Do you think that it's just coincidence for cars to have another name better known as "men's penis extension" that men use to compensate their sizes, which I think is globally used term? Cars definetly have something more to do with penises than pussy something... When we go deeper in we see that backpipes also have this bigger area hanging underneath... nutsacks?... Definetly very, very homosexual... Also this pipe hole is located behind the car which alone is pure symbolism of back door boys, but of course there must be a hole like penises too so cars can shoot their loads out... Other way drivers would be driving always high from the fumes and cars would be as fat as Moomins, because Tove Jansson forgot to paint them a proper pooper hole... I think what you are refering is called penis insertion, but what's more the practical than being able to use one dong for both purposes?... Maybe car lovers have more specific fetishes than I've ever thought...
...I think you are on to something there. Might be just because young boys naturally think girls are dirty with female bacters *yagh* *bleh* and they play only with other boys, calling other boys who like girls to gays (lack of knowledge I think...). That makes sence for them to avoid these scary attractive female bikes too... Maybe men should drive more female bikes and women should drive male bikes for them to actually be straight...
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Consider that the design of bicycles are pretty much designed wrongly. Men's bikes have that bar that is dangerous to the nut sack. That bar is much more useful to the female riding on rough terrain.
As far as cars go, I might change my position. Cars are definitely an extension of a man's penis. We really can't think of any chick cars other than the mini van or SUV. Are they the hunk that protects them? Truck nuts are definitely a gay thing. Also a Boss Hemi clearly adds muscle to the car and makes your car more masculine.
As far as cars go, I might change my position. Cars are definitely an extension of a man's penis. We really can't think of any chick cars other than the mini van or SUV. Are they the hunk that protects them? Truck nuts are definitely a gay thing. Also a Boss Hemi clearly adds muscle to the car and makes your car more masculine.
This is a complex issue because the car is not a chrochet hook.
The testiles hanging and car does not have any similar parts.
This gear shift point is easy to explain; it is the clitoris
When I see the rear of the car woman's butt comes to my mind;
Are woman who likes cars lesbian...
No, they are bi-sexual.
If I were car lover this would be to one I love;
This might be overall cause of bad design as whole, regardless... Women may end up popping their cherry while riding a bikecycle because of poor design with seats and that bar is definetly no good for men...
Yes, cars definetly even make more manly sounds as well... A real female car would make soft sound more like; *hyrrr, hyrrr* and purr like a little kitty. These cars then again make sound more like; *wrummm! BRUMMM!* *WRUMBRUMWRUUMBRUMWRUUUUUUUMMMM!!* and that's definetly more like a male alpha lion roaring and trying to make a strong impression to females...
Here you go, looks like a huge hanging nutsack to me, dong is even curvy like a banana...
Do not forget that cars only drink liquids, so that's not a pooper canal. Hole that is closer to pooper hole and leaks black diarrhea like excerment once you poke the wrong spot is underneath the car, not behind... One toy which is clearly closer to balls and cock and another hole located where the sun doesn't shine for pooper makes perfect sense... You are looking cars from a wrong perspective... You would know this if you had seen transformers; front is actually head, roof is front, legs come out from behind and what's underneath is actually their backside so that's definetly balls hanging in down there...
On the other hand, what do you think about this kind of furry cars? They are real shemale cars with penises hanging? Think you could go hot for this car?
That car is like a bear.
Perhaps I might want to path it but it does not cause other emotions.
The car can also be a phallic symbol so if man's penis is directly proportional to the size of his car then this could be my vehicle;
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