Is this a bad thing what I have done??

[geezer]

Cooked my g/f scrambled eggs this morning for breakfast while she was in the shower. I always had the urge to wank into her food and see would she notice so I did so on her scrambled eggs. Now I feel like a idiot and kinda shitty about it....

what do you think???

BTW- she said they were the best scambled eggs she ever had.

 

[carlito montoya]

dont ever talk about that to anyone especially not her and get some:helpme: :thumbsup:

 

[jod0565]

Well, after picking myself off the floor, I'd say that you should've kept that between you and the eggs. That's kinda like being at a restaraunt and someone spits in your food - no respect - and that's what you showed your girlfriend.

 

[the_juggla]

Well, if she's ever swallowed your cum then she probably wouldn't care if it was an extra ingredient in her eggs.

 

[titsandass]

Hahaaa I make special soup for you!

Dude if you love her that is just nasty. But funny as hell!

 

[Neromak]

:wtf: :throwup:

 

[sabrefan]

No offense dude, but that is a little strange. I'm just wondering how u were able to keep yourself from laughing when she ate them, or after she told you they best scrambled eggs she ever had??

ps: I wouldnt recommend that you tell her what ur secret ingredient is!! :rofl:

 

[Laibach]

Hahaha dude thats right outta EXTREME ASSOCIATES "Extreme porno bootcamp"

..Cheers on that one..

 

[Leale]

no offense, I think u should feel idiot

btw, nice joke, it's like the movies when u see people doing bad things with others food

 

[Time19]

If you tell her, she'll dump you. Put yourself into her role and think would you like it if some guy took a dump in your food.

if you tell her and she gets happy, then you must be the worlds best speaker and you could sell a fridge for eskimos

good luck :wave2:

 

[lucky4]

If you tell her, she'll dump you. Put yourself into her role and think would you like it if some guy took a dump in your food.

if you tell her and she gets happy, then you must be the worlds best speaker and you could sell a fridge for eskimos

good luck :wave2:

she won't dump him as long as she's swallowed his load before. I'm sure she'll think he's fucked up though. Its also not the same as a guy taking a dump, it would be more like a girl sticking a straw in your snatch before you drank from it.

 

[Time19]

If you wanna tell her you'll first have to get her in a funny mood (and drunk)
Start telling some jokes and let her tell too and then say "You know what? I once shooted my load in your food HAHAHA." Then she'll probably say something like "You What!?!?!?!" and laugh.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I wouldn't say it's bad or wrong but maybe you did it just to come here and tell us about it. Which is fine also. A little story slightly related: Back in college I watching porn while my girlfriend was getting ready for class. She was in too much of a hurry to finish me off so I took care of it. For some reason when it was time to blow I got up and walked to the TV and blew a nut all over her screen. I'm a freak, she was a freak so when she got back I told her about it. She didn't get mad or anything she just thought I was weird, which is very true. But I didn't cum in her food either, she preferred it straight, no mixer. I'm sure if you mixed your load in the egg batter before cooking it would get so dissapated that she probably didn't even taste it. If you ever get mad at her you can wipe your ass with her french toast like in "Road Trip"

DON'T TELL HER ABOUT THE EGGS. EVER.

:beer: :beer: :beer:

 

[geezer]

Thanks guys. I can't help feeling a little let down by my actions tho, although some of you have described me as a "freak".. I thought that was a bit harsh. A fraak is someone like Max Hardcore or a person who sleeps with dead people...

Anyhow most of you are right, I can't tell her, she would go apeshit ...

Oh and for the record, she does swallow

 

[Jizm]

That's disgusting. :rofl:

 

[Jizm]

Well if she swallows then there's nothing wrong with cooked goods over raw ones - for the most anyway.

 

[geezer]

Haha,

I better point out, that she only does the nasty if she's drunk (swallow that is)... never at any other time

 

[Goblin]

If she doesn't dump you she might not ever let you cook again. Always a plus.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

although some of you have described me as a "freak".. I thought that was a bit harsh. A fraak is someone like Max Hardcore or a person who sleeps with dead people...

Geezer, I have to take umbrage with that comment. I am a freak, I like to watch chicks piss all over the place, I jerk off on TVs, I find the sexiest part of a women the connecting muscle between her shoulder and her breast, I get turned on by girls pissing on my clothes, and I find two girls swappng cum back and forth to one of the most erotic acts possible. Now that's a freak.

Max Hardcore is a steaming piece of shit and someone who sleeps with dead people is a necrophiliac (which is criminal).

 

[geezer]

emm ok

But I'm glad you agree with me about Max Hardcore tho...