Is there anything female pornstars should do less?
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Talk less, scream less, fake less.
Pretty much everything they do that annoys the hell out of me has been covered- but let's recap.
1. Talking- it sounds ridiculous, most of the time, and often is done in a sort of whine
Example of the utter silliness of it- "You want to fuck this pussy?"
Gee, no, Ms. Porn star, though that is the point of this video, I'll pass, and go do sudoku puzzles. :dunno:
2. Annoying shrieking and wailing- there's a reason I watch most of my porn without sound. Never, in the dozens of women I've had sex with, have I ever wanted to clamp a hand over anyone's mouth. Strange that I can hardly think of doing anything else when watching some porn stars.
3. Quit submitting to the misogynistic whims of these porn producers who obviously hate women- really? REALLY? You LIKE having cum shot in your eye, having your mouth pried open with someone's fingers, you like having your asshole stretched with the same douchebag's fingers to say... the size of a buick? You love being humiliated, licking cum that spilled out another girl's ass onto the floor, and being slapped and choked? Sure...
4. Stop changing from beautiful, natural girls into beach-ball-chested, joker-lipped, clones, using the "LA-O-Matic Pornstar Maker"- So? She doesn't have big tits, or any to speak of at all. So what? Maybe that's part of her charm to fans... Maybe if Jenna Jameson had heard this advice, she wouldn't look like Joan Rivers now.
5. Female porn stars should really think twice before being in any video where the uni-brow, couldn't-get-laid-if-I-wasn't-paying-women, recent prison released camera man talks incessantly to them through the shoot. More of those riveting, really... ummm... fucking stupid questions abound. "You like that dick inside you?" "Huh?" "Yeah, you wanna suck that dick after he takes it out of your ass?" Gee, no, Mr. annoying camera guy- she thought she might hop off, go get a sandwich, and watch Spongebob the rest of the day.
Shit- my sarcasm allowance is used up for the day.
H
1. Talking- it sounds ridiculous, most of the time, and often is done in a sort of whine
Example of the utter silliness of it- "You want to fuck this pussy?"
Gee, no, Ms. Porn star, though that is the point of this video, I'll pass, and go do sudoku puzzles. :dunno:
2. Annoying shrieking and wailing- there's a reason I watch most of my porn without sound. Never, in the dozens of women I've had sex with, have I ever wanted to clamp a hand over anyone's mouth. Strange that I can hardly think of doing anything else when watching some porn stars.
3. Quit submitting to the misogynistic whims of these porn producers who obviously hate women- really? REALLY? You LIKE having cum shot in your eye, having your mouth pried open with someone's fingers, you like having your asshole stretched with the same douchebag's fingers to say... the size of a buick? You love being humiliated, licking cum that spilled out another girl's ass onto the floor, and being slapped and choked? Sure...
4. Stop changing from beautiful, natural girls into beach-ball-chested, joker-lipped, clones, using the "LA-O-Matic Pornstar Maker"- So? She doesn't have big tits, or any to speak of at all. So what? Maybe that's part of her charm to fans... Maybe if Jenna Jameson had heard this advice, she wouldn't look like Joan Rivers now.
5. Female porn stars should really think twice before being in any video where the uni-brow, couldn't-get-laid-if-I-wasn't-paying-women, recent prison released camera man talks incessantly to them through the shoot. More of those riveting, really... ummm... fucking stupid questions abound. "You like that dick inside you?" "Huh?" "Yeah, you wanna suck that dick after he takes it out of your ass?" Gee, no, Mr. annoying camera guy- she thought she might hop off, go get a sandwich, and watch Spongebob the rest of the day.
Shit- my sarcasm allowance is used up for the day.
H
Pretty much everything they do that annoys the hell out of me has been covered- but let's recap.
1. Talking- it sounds ridiculous, most of the time, and often is done in a sort of whine
Example of the utter silliness of it- "You want to fuck this pussy?"
Gee, no, Ms. Porn star, though that is the point of this video, I'll pass, and go do sudoku puzzles. :dunno:
2. Annoying shrieking and wailing- there's a reason I watch most of my porn without sound. Never, in the dozens of women I've had sex with, have I ever wanted to clamp a hand over anyone's mouth. Strange that I can hardly think of doing anything else when watching some porn stars.
3. Quit submitting to the misogynistic whims of these porn producers who obviously hate women- really? REALLY? You LIKE having cum shot in your eye, having your mouth pried open with someone's fingers, you like having your asshole stretched with the same douchebag's fingers to say... the size of a buick? You love being humiliated, licking cum that spilled out another girl's ass onto the floor, and being slapped and choked? Sure...
4. Stop changing from beautiful, natural girls into beach-ball-chested, joker-lipped, clones, using the "LA-O-Matic Pornstar Maker"- So? She doesn't have big tits, or any to speak of at all. So what? Maybe that's part of her charm to fans... Maybe if Jenna Jameson had heard this advice, she wouldn't look like Joan Rivers now.
5. Female porn stars should really think twice before being in any video where the uni-brow, couldn't-get-laid-if-I-wasn't-paying-women, recent prison released camera man talks incessantly to them through the shoot. More of those riveting, really... ummm... fucking stupid questions abound. "You like that dick inside you?" "Huh?" "Yeah, you wanna suck that dick after he takes it out of your ass?" Gee, no, Mr. annoying camera guy- she thought she might hop off, go get a sandwich, and watch Spongebob the rest of the day.
Shit- my sarcasm allowance is used up for the day.
H
1. Talking- it sounds ridiculous, most of the time, and often is done in a sort of whine
Example of the utter silliness of it- "You want to fuck this pussy?"
Gee, no, Ms. Porn star, though that is the point of this video, I'll pass, and go do sudoku puzzles. :dunno:
2. Annoying shrieking and wailing- there's a reason I watch most of my porn without sound. Never, in the dozens of women I've had sex with, have I ever wanted to clamp a hand over anyone's mouth. Strange that I can hardly think of doing anything else when watching some porn stars.
3. Quit submitting to the misogynistic whims of these porn producers who obviously hate women- really? REALLY? You LIKE having cum shot in your eye, having your mouth pried open with someone's fingers, you like having your asshole stretched with the same douchebag's fingers to say... the size of a buick? You love being humiliated, licking cum that spilled out another girl's ass onto the floor, and being slapped and choked? Sure...
4. Stop changing from beautiful, natural girls into beach-ball-chested, joker-lipped, clones, using the "LA-O-Matic Pornstar Maker"- So? She doesn't have big tits, or any to speak of at all. So what? Maybe that's part of her charm to fans... Maybe if Jenna Jameson had heard this advice, she wouldn't look like Joan Rivers now.
5. Female porn stars should really think twice before being in any video where the uni-brow, couldn't-get-laid-if-I-wasn't-paying-women, recent prison released camera man talks incessantly to them through the shoot. More of those riveting, really... ummm... fucking stupid questions abound. "You like that dick inside you?" "Huh?" "Yeah, you wanna suck that dick after he takes it out of your ass?" Gee, no, Mr. annoying camera guy- she thought she might hop off, go get a sandwich, and watch Spongebob the rest of the day.
Shit- my sarcasm allowance is used up for the day.
H
Wainkerr99
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What he said.
(Hedonis).
(Hedonis).
i sometimes feel excessive moaning during blowjobs is out of hand
Wear shoes. I have a massive foot fetish and some of the hottest women don't show their awesome feet.
I have to agree with less implants/plastic surgury. Some of these girls were so good looking before. Now they can't go out on rainy days without squeaking.
Staring at the camera.
Wearing high heels no matter what.
The 'having an orgasm because he shot his load on my face.' reaction.
Staring at the camera.
Wearing high heels no matter what.
The 'having an orgasm because he shot his load on my face.' reaction.
One thing I forgot, getting tattoos that distract from her beauty, especially on her feet. Tattoos can be a nice supplement to a sexy body, but unfortunately, they often end up being a distraction.
no more camera men talking through the videos it ruins everything!
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
Amen......
- Cameraman, please shut up
- Dude fucking the pornstar, please shut up
- Pornstar, please stop screaming and moaning at the top of your lungs
- Less pornstars going from natural and innocent to stereotypical big-breasted blondes. I can't even begin to list how many pornstars looked very cute and innocent and then became more slutty and makeup infested. I hate it when one of my favorite brunette pornstars goes blonde. 95% of the time they look way worse. *Cough* Tiffani DiGivanni *Cough*
From this: http://www.sex-pics-free.com/girls/college-girls/tiffanypov/babe-fucks-pchnt_pnksw_hm.html
To this: http://gallery.1000facials.com/1kfgalleries/tiffani/image/index.php?
- Dude fucking the pornstar, please shut up
- Pornstar, please stop screaming and moaning at the top of your lungs
- Less pornstars going from natural and innocent to stereotypical big-breasted blondes. I can't even begin to list how many pornstars looked very cute and innocent and then became more slutty and makeup infested. I hate it when one of my favorite brunette pornstars goes blonde. 95% of the time they look way worse. *Cough* Tiffani DiGivanni *Cough*
From this: http://www.sex-pics-free.com/girls/college-girls/tiffanypov/babe-fucks-pchnt_pnksw_hm.html
To this: http://gallery.1000facials.com/1kfgalleries/tiffani/image/index.php?
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