is the fleshlight safe to use?

[CunningStunts]

I use Sex Panther... made with real Panther bits, so you KNOW it's good!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I use Sex Panther... made with real Panther bits, so you KNOW it's good!

i gotta tell you, that smells like a used diaper...filled with...indian food.

 

[CunningStunts]

i gotta tell you, that smells like a used diaper...filled with...indian food.

It's pungent, not for everyone... it stings the nostrils.

 

[lurkingdirk]

It's pungent, not for everyone... it stings the nostrils.

i've got to tell you, stunts, that smells like pure gasoline.

 

[Spleen]

Watch out for penis eels! They love hiding inside plastic vaginas.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Are they safe? I don't know, never heard of one getting pregnant before. Maybe you should just pull out...

 

[CH3NO2]

It's pungent, not for everyone... it stings the nostrils.

Smells like Big Foots Dick!!!

 

[Kingfisher]

Are they safe? I don't know, never heard of one getting pregnant before. Maybe you should just pull out...

I'm gonna knock me up a peice of rubber!

 

[aljohn]

how would it not be safe

 

[wgwg]

that was my initial thought...i figured that you might as well skip the light and head to southern cal. who needs a fleshlight when you're packin' a python. if it doesn't work out you've lost nothing, go back to wherever it is you're from and get the light. however it sounds like you may need a custom model...something similar in size to the light that makes the 'Bat Signal.' of course then everyone is gonna know when you're jerking off......awww fuck it, you're on your own...i'm in no position to help...not when my Fleshlight disguises itself as one of those Maglights you clip to your key chain. GOOD LUCK W/ YOUR GIANT COCK!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

This, this is perfect!

 

[CunningStunts]

i've got to tell you, stunts, that smells like pure gasoline.

Lucky for me I love the smell of gasoline... makes me go from 6 to midnight. :thumbsup:

 

[skechers]

I think for fleshlight, as in all things in life, a simple rule of thumb should apply.

If it starts to hurt, then you should probably stop trying to fuck it.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Smells like Big Foots Dick!!!

And you would know that fact because... ?


:thefinger

 

[CunningStunts]

I think for fleshlight, as in all things in life, a simple rule of thumb should apply.

If it starts to hurt, then you should probably stop trying to fuck it.

Words of wisdom if I've ever head them! :thumbsup:

 

[JakeSnake]

Yes.

 

[BlueBalls]

No they aren't!!! :nono:

Every sperm is sacred......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

 

[fatmatt]

I've never bought one, but thought about it.

 

[stallion2]

No they aren't!!! :nono:

Every sperm is sacred......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

DAMMITT, BLUEBALLS!!!!!! as much as I love Monty Python i don't want to think about them will i'm rubbing one out....FUCK!!! do you have any idea how many bottles of glue i'll have to huff to erase that thought from my 'sexy time' activities?
i suppose i do owe you some gratitude though. w/ MP penetrating <nice, right?> my thoughts it effectively displaces those thoughts that were formerly occupied w/ relatives and Oprah.

 

[The Boss]

I think for fleshlight, as in all things in life, a simple rule of thumb should apply.

If it starts to hurt, then you should probably stop trying to fuck it.

LMAO, ain't those the realest words if I've ever read.


Priceless

 

[Mrs Jolly]

I think for fleshlight, as in all things in life, a simple rule of thumb should apply.

If it starts to hurt, then you should probably stop trying to fuck it.

I thought that all wanking techniques had a built in rule of thumb.