**** is much better
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Why a **** is Better Than a Man
A **** NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
A **** lasts longer than seven seconds.
A **** won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry.
A **** will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes.
A **** doesn't care if you go shopping.
A **** doesn't mind when your ****** visits.
A **** does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.
Having a **** can't make you pregnant.
A **** won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.
If a **** had a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.
A **** doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
A **** doesn't sulk.
A **** wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
A **** won't switch the TV channel.
A **** doesn't have to ***** with the windows open.
A **** doesn't snore.
A **** can't interrupt.
A **** doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburetor.
A **** doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
A **** doesn't belch. Or fart.
A **** doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.
A **** doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.
A good **** is easy to find.
A **** can't pout.
A **** doesn't have a ******.
A **** doesn't have friends who will ***** your ****.
A **** wouldn't yell if you dented the car.
A **** won't get jealous if you enjoy another ****.
A **** won't care if you gain five pounds.
A **** will be there for anytime of the month.
A **** doesn't want ********.
A **** doesn't think poetry is queer.
A **** isn't ready until you're ready.
If the **** is finished before you are, you can have another ****.
Hangovers go away.
A **** tastes good.
Having a **** doesn't make you want to take a shower.
A **** will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.
A ****'s life does not revolve around the football.
A **** would never make fun of your new outfit.
A **** never needs a shave.
You don't have to let a **** win.
A **** doesn't care what toppings you get on the pizza.
Just because you have dinner with a **** doesn't mean you
have to ***** with a **** too.
A **** doesn't have morning breath.
A **** is happy to go where ever you want to go.
A **** will never ***** the last ****.
A **** will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.
When a **** is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to *****.
A **** wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom.
A **** is never temperamental.
A **** will never complain about your cooking.
A cold **** is a good ****.
A **** will never worry about losing its hair.
A big, fat **** is nice to have.
A **** won't steal the covers.
You don't have to laugh at a ****'s jokes.
A **** won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for ****.
A **** NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
A **** lasts longer than seven seconds.
A **** won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry.
A **** will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes.
A **** doesn't care if you go shopping.
A **** doesn't mind when your ****** visits.
A **** does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.
Having a **** can't make you pregnant.
A **** won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.
If a **** had a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.
A **** doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
A **** doesn't sulk.
A **** wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
A **** won't switch the TV channel.
A **** doesn't have to ***** with the windows open.
A **** doesn't snore.
A **** can't interrupt.
A **** doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburetor.
A **** doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
A **** doesn't belch. Or fart.
A **** doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.
A **** doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.
A good **** is easy to find.
A **** can't pout.
A **** doesn't have a ******.
A **** doesn't have friends who will ***** your ****.
A **** wouldn't yell if you dented the car.
A **** won't get jealous if you enjoy another ****.
A **** won't care if you gain five pounds.
A **** will be there for anytime of the month.
A **** doesn't want ********.
A **** doesn't think poetry is queer.
A **** isn't ready until you're ready.
If the **** is finished before you are, you can have another ****.
Hangovers go away.
A **** tastes good.
Having a **** doesn't make you want to take a shower.
A **** will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.
A ****'s life does not revolve around the football.
A **** would never make fun of your new outfit.
A **** never needs a shave.
You don't have to let a **** win.
A **** doesn't care what toppings you get on the pizza.
Just because you have dinner with a **** doesn't mean you
have to ***** with a **** too.
A **** doesn't have morning breath.
A **** is happy to go where ever you want to go.
A **** will never ***** the last ****.
A **** will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.
When a **** is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to *****.
A **** wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom.
A **** is never temperamental.
A **** will never complain about your cooking.
A cold **** is a good ****.
A **** will never worry about losing its hair.
A big, fat **** is nice to have.
A **** won't steal the covers.
You don't have to laugh at a ****'s jokes.
A **** won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for ****.
**** is a wonderful beverage and probably a food as well.
Needs to be added to the food group. lol
Tits or gtfo.
**** is fantastic!
I bow down to you Cutie, for yet another reason now ^ :bowdown:
Oooh thats a cold...hit a man while he is down.
You two ganging up on me or something?
Wow **** for women is a pussy. no wonder they ***** Coors Light.
LOL just playin nice list.:nanner:
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big *****
Ha ha your list is longer :1orglaugh
My thoughts exactly
^ You'd like that wouldn't you!
Haha! Good pic. **** and women are the best objects in the world! Err, I mean...
:eek:
*ducks from women throwing kitchen appliances and cleaning products*
:eek:
*ducks from women throwing kitchen appliances and cleaning products*
holy crap theres quite a lot
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