What makes you think I can't?
Is Jsmoothpa going to get a blow job for his birthday?
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What makes you think I can't?
hey man a good reference from a qualified porn screen writer could be very valuable to some aspiring star/starlet
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
I'm a betting man. I say he gets his BJ. He's right outside of Pittisburgh and I'm sure he has friends he's takled to about this. Given about a month in the works his buddies can sure set him up. Jsmoothpa birthday party with some drinks and snacks. 5 friends toss in $20 and the guy gets laid. They can even tell the girl about his scripts and this would be a paid screen test. Not too late to pull this off.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
Jsmoothpa
Closed Account
Well, everybody I made it, the bets keep rising? This is funny, I enjoyed reading your responses. and Ha ha ha on me. But news or update is I sent the script, payment and formz to the correct people in Washington DC (Oh my)! Now I have to wait for 3 months minimum sentence before I can apply for Who's Who to help me network my way to fame. and then that's another money question at the present... Should I post my address, phone number or am I overthinking this thing?
Have Fun talking about me, blahhhhh!!!!!!
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Have Fun talking about me, blahhhhh!!!!!!
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What the fuck are you on about?
And the voting is conclusive. You're not getting a blowjob for your birthday. We're three days out, and your offer of a nice reference letter doesn't seem to have enticed anyone other than STDiva.
:troll:
i really hate doing this, cause this poor sap really needs help, but you can read one of his "award winning" scripts right here:
http://jalmendarez464.wix.com/the-ddeb#!creative-writing-gallery
the "jersey shore script"
i'm sorry, but if this sad piece of primiary-school-literature is all you can come up with...well, good night.
http://jalmendarez464.wix.com/the-ddeb#!creative-writing-gallery
the "jersey shore script"
i'm sorry, but if this sad piece of primiary-school-literature is all you can come up with...well, good night.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I read through the Jersey Shore script and found it to be a masterpiece.
What impressed me most was your blatant misuse of "there", "their" and "they're", graphically doing so as to make the viewer aware of the failing U.S. education system. However, I am not sure viewers will be able to catch onto this, as they will not be able to read the script while viewing this episode. Perhaps a copy of the script should be made available to viewers before airing?
I am also quite impressed with your budget proposal. It is ten times better than the Ryan plan, and while it does gloss over nuances such as the military, the elderly and the tax system, it at least does give us an opportunity to raise money for the nation via sporting goods advertising and rap songs. I dare Romney and Obama to come up with that kind of shit!
That said, Jsmoothpa , I believe it is safe to say you do have my vote in the upcoming Presidential election, assuming I survive the giant tumor which is being removed from my brain.
What impressed me most was your blatant misuse of "there", "their" and "they're", graphically doing so as to make the viewer aware of the failing U.S. education system. However, I am not sure viewers will be able to catch onto this, as they will not be able to read the script while viewing this episode. Perhaps a copy of the script should be made available to viewers before airing?
I am also quite impressed with your budget proposal. It is ten times better than the Ryan plan, and while it does gloss over nuances such as the military, the elderly and the tax system, it at least does give us an opportunity to raise money for the nation via sporting goods advertising and rap songs. I dare Romney and Obama to come up with that kind of shit!
That said, Jsmoothpa , I believe it is safe to say you do have my vote in the upcoming Presidential election, assuming I survive the giant tumor which is being removed from my brain.
Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
I'll pay you with chuckecheese tokens not to.
Jsmoothpa
Closed Account
I'm a year round pusher, I move more paper than people than make more in NY! Every Year, I do like Hef, fuck tha best and make it Rain all over your chest. Millionaire to Billionaire all over something I described in words. Paper pushing Pens, and Pencils, making that Green move mE! I do with what I Got form my enviornmental Influences making my Life a tattoo, ask somebody why???? Tha dolla billz!!!
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
I started to read, but pretty much stopped after I saw that "entertainment" was misspelled on the home page.
.....I'm sorry, and you ask gunslingingbird "WTF is that" about his clearly stated signature?
Jsmoothpa
Closed Account
Yep, but you see how much money we throw away and complain about other filthy shit? All because now is too much when they hidin out? Blahhh
And I would never take my pants off in front of a lady or in a court room? What r u thinkin ApolloBalboa... Anyway I'm hittin with both hands!
Talk to me everyday XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
And I would never take my pants off in front of a lady or in a court room? What r u thinkin ApolloBalboa... Anyway I'm hittin with both hands!
Talk to me everyday XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
