Is It Bad For Our Wieners If We Stand In Front Of The Microwave While We Cook Our TV Dinners?

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
I've not known so I wait awhile before opening the door then swing my wiener around to the side of the the microwave avoiding the light while leaning over with my arm and using the handle to open the door to retrieve my well-earned TV Dinner. A Chicken Pot Pie takes 10 minutes 30 seconds to make and it's tempting to lean over and rest your head on top of the microwave to take a short ***.
 

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