Is Birdemic worst film ever made?

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
That looks as bad as Night of the Lepus and Burial Ground: Nights of Terror
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
It can't be the worst. It's not Batman and Robin.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Hopefully, one of our old ex-MST3Kers will be getting ready to riff the hell out of that one.
 
2 words for ya: Napoleon Dynamite :crash:
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Ok, so I watched this movie, and all I have to say is that it sucks balls. You see the trailer and you see the crappy CGI and you think "Hey, this might be one of those movies that is so bad it's good!"

But its not. This movie just blows. Sure, the firs few times you see the eagles, it is funny as hell, but after the sixth time they are attacked by a group of six eagles that seem to be following them across California, it gets really annoying. It is ninety minutes long and it is somehow the longest movie of all time. Maybe its because it takes them thirty minutes to introduce the eagles, which they do with no warning. I'm serious. Out of nowhere, there is just a bunch of eagles attacking everything when the two main characters wake up. And the weird thing is we see countless eagles dive-bombing houses and cars and blowing them up, but they just can't seem to blow up the motel or the car that the main characters are in.

And also, while the characters are on the run, they decide to have a fucking picnic. At a picnic table. Overlooking a beach filled with people that apparently didn't get the memo that eagles are fucking killing everything.
 
Is it worse than The Men Who Stare At Goats? Because that movie sucked big, fat, weenie, donkey dick.
 
Did they cast Tom Green in this epic? Anything remotely associated with Tom Green is bound to be a failure of gigantic proportions.
 
The Kaw (2007). Insane Ravens are attacking a town and ripping people apart. I watched thinking this is interesting until right near the end they discover the ravens have gone mad after eating dead cows infected with Mad Cow Disease, so stupid. Anyway there was a huge action scene and a mate txt me telling me to watch another channel so i changed it over, barely 2 mins later I changed it back thinking I'd watched most of the film so I might as well see how it ends and the end credits were showing, i was infuriated by the film once again thinking how could the wrap it all up so quick.
 
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