Is Anyone Else Addicted to Caffeine?

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BlueBalls

Dead
I ***** a lot of substances of which it is a component, but no. I do not have an addictive personality.

Except for crack, that stuff is awesome.
 
Vlad The Impaler

Vlad The Impaler

Power Slave
If I don't have my 3 or 4 cups in the morning I develope a nasty case of narcolepsy and turrets. In fact I'm going to make a pot now goddamn it.
 
~~whimsy~~

~~whimsy~~

I'm a MAN! I'm addicted to *******! Just like my *****!

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That's right!

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:bawling:
 
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lurkingdirk

I'm so addicted to caffeine that I have to be in constant contact with it. This may seem awkward, but I've developed a work-place chair that has a secret cup. It's always filled with coffee, and my scrotum is always in the cup.

My favourite time of day is when I first put my scrotum into the scalding hot, freshly brewed cup of coffee in my chair.
 
BellaBellini

BellaBellini

Official Checked Star Member
The soda definitely isn't good for you, but caffeine has health benefits when you ***** it in coffee. It has shown to reduce your chance of getting diabetes and Alzheimers! So I think if you are ******** ok and not having anxiety attacks you can carry on enjoying your caffeine in coffee and tea.

I get WAY too hyperactive on caffeine though so I stay away from it.
 
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D-rock

I stopped ******** things with caffeine in them over 5 years ago. Even when I did ***** a lot of things with it it did nothing for me. My body must be naturally highly resistant to it.
 
Supafly

Supafly

Logged Off 4 Freedom of Speech Restrictions
Bronze Member
Hell yeah I am addicted! My ***** is my own Starbucks like TomMy Lee has!
 
CunningStunts

CunningStunts

I can't even function in the AM until I've had a strong cup of coffee... and I ***** it non stop pretty much all day, so hells yeah!

I bow to the pristine caffeine goddess, may she live forever :bowdown:
 
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