tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to seek his help in
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Soluble Viagra.
Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me
in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who inquired as to
progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus, and begorrah! 'Twas
horrid. Just terrible doctor!."
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor"
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his eye,
and with his pants a-bulgin' fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent
the cups and tablecloth flyin', ripped me clothes to tatters, and took me
then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the table-top! It
was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good"?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex I've
had in 50 years of marriage! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be
able to show me face in Starbucks again." :rofl:
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Soluble Viagra.
Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me
in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who inquired as to
progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus, and begorrah! 'Twas
horrid. Just terrible doctor!."
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor"
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his eye,
and with his pants a-bulgin' fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent
the cups and tablecloth flyin', ripped me clothes to tatters, and took me
then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the table-top! It
was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good"?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex I've
had in 50 years of marriage! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be
able to show me face in Starbucks again." :rofl:
