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[ApolloBalboa]

Damn, that's a great idea! There should be a commentator in porn. Can you imagine what an awesome job that would be to give a blow by blow (methinks there's a pun in there somewhere) narration of what's happening on the screen? It would be even better if they could get someone like Chick Hearn or Vince Scully to do it. Maybe they could get Kruk 'n Kuyp to do it.

I would love to hear "He could...go...all...the...way!" coming from a faceless entity while watching a video.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

In Viz they used to have a regular feature called "sports commentators wanking on their girlfriends' tits" which was brilliant if you were familiar with the men in question, went something like this :

No. 75 : Murray Walker : "And.... there! Goes! My! JISM! Ungh!!"
No. 76 : Kenneth Wolstenholme : "There's some jizz on the tits! They think it's all over.... Ungh!! ...... it is now!"

In my mind, I always imagine porn commentary to be something akin to the type of comments you get watching the ice skating.

"She's showing good form on the blowjob there... the little twisting action, that's always a crowd-pleaser......"
"The ball sucking, we expected that, now will she be bold and rim too? She WILL.... very nice."
"It's been a very smooth display, now for the big finale.... ohhhh, splendid stuff, a full cascade of creamy spunk down the breasts. Top marks."

 

[Briana Lee]

Its ok Briana, i dont need more publicity.... Oh, you werent talking about me

Who says I wasn't?

Because smallville22 needs no poll; it's a given everybody wants to do him. :hit:

He can't help having crazy sex appeal now can he.

(Gets home, opens laptop)



Goodnight, lads!

Haha!

Keep in mind by "fuck" she means F.U.C.K. ... and in, Forced Underground Combat with Kangaroos.

Each of us will be imprisoned in a steel cage at an undisclosed location where we must face off against kangaroos in vicious and bloody battles to the death armed with only our wits and the fists that Mother Nature gave us.

Not sure why she's sparing assari from this horrible fate. Guess he's her favorite... :dunno:

I've been rumbled.....

I think it's pretty clear from the above post that I'm her favorite and the rest of you merely provide a handy cushion for her rest her feet on.

Damn it, what gave me away?!

Actually, I think she needs the cushion to rest something heavier and more prominent on. Sigh, I'll make the sacrifice. :boobies:

A boobie cushion would be pretty awesome!

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7875808, member: 586426"]A boobie cushion would be pretty awesome!

I used to actually have a pillow shaped like breasts, until my dog ripped up it. It wasn't as comfy as it looked, but then, it's not the real thing is it?

 

[gunslingingbird]

I used to actually have a pillow shaped like breasts, until my dog ripped up it. It wasn't as comfy as it looked, but then, it's not the real thing is it?

In case you missed the quoted post which she quoted, I was volunteering to hold up her boobs for her.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

In case you missed the quoted post which she quoted, I was volunteering to hold up her boobs for her.

I didn't miss it, but I didn't think it was worth mentioning because we know that such a thing would never be allowed to happen, not on God's green earth.

Her boobie cushion comment called for a reply though.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

In case you missed the quoted post which she quoted, I was volunteering to hold up her boobs for her.

The spot of her human bra is already taken. Sorry. And I don't think she needs something else for the night.

 

[feller469]

If I had known Brianna might fuck the contestants, I would have been a more prominent member the past few months to maybe garner a slot on the ballot

(heh, heh, I said "member")

 

[Briana Lee]

I used to actually have a pillow shaped like breasts, until my dog ripped up it. It wasn't as comfy as it looked, but then, it's not the real thing is it?

These guys have got it right....

If I had known Brianna might fuck the contestants, I would have been a more prominent member the past few months to maybe garner a slot on the ballot

(heh, heh, I said "member")

Actually you said it twice!!

 

[Harley Spencer]

In Viz they used to have a regular feature called "sports commentators wanking on their girlfriends' tits" which was brilliant if you were familiar with the men in question, went something like this :

No. 75 : Murray Walker : "And.... there! Goes! My! JISM! Ungh!!"
No. 76 : Kenneth Wolstenholme : "There's some jizz on the tits! They think it's all over.... Ungh!! ...... it is now!"

In my mind, I always imagine porn commentary to be something akin to the type of comments you get watching the ice skating.

"She's showing good form on the blowjob there... the little twisting action, that's always a crowd-pleaser......"
"The ball sucking, we expected that, now will she be bold and rim too? She WILL.... very nice."
"It's been a very smooth display, now for the big finale.... ohhhh, splendid stuff, a full cascade of creamy spunk down the breasts. Top marks."

I would so love to see this! Would be the only time I watch porn with the volume on.

 

[RASQ]

I like this movie

 

[wyldstallion41]

I would so love to see this! Would be the only time I watch porn with the volume on.

Mmmm....I'd totally get off on that too! Only thing better I can think of is if you provided the commentary

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I would so love to see this! Would be the only time I watch porn with the volume on.

Mmmm....I'd totally get off on that too! Only thing better I can think of is if you provided the commentary

You know wyld, I'm allergic to spiders but I still think you'd have a better chance at seeing me juggle tarantulas than that happening...

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I would so love to see this! Would be the only time I watch porn with the volume on.

If the concept ever comes to fruition, I will gladly donate my dulcet tones. I can think of worse ways to make a living than watching people rutting all day and musing about "splendid performance from the young blonde, her twerking has come on by leaps and bounds!" while dunking a choccie biccie in my coffee.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm allergic to spiders

You're a wus. :tongue:

If the concept ever comes to fruition, I will gladly donate my dulcet tones. I can think of worse ways to make a living than watching people rutting all day and musing about "splendid performance from the young blonde, her twerking has come on by leaps and bounds!" while dunking a choccie biccie in my coffee.

What, in the name of fuck, is a choccie biccie? :wtf:

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

You're a wus. :tongue:

Because I have a minor allergy to spider venom?

What, in the name of fuck, is a choccie biccie? :wtf:

It's an English euphemism for penis. Coffee is of course an English euphemism for tea (because we all know that English people only drink tea). Thus, yes, he likes to dunk his dick in tea. The English are freaky like that.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Because I have a minor allergy to spider venom?

Exactly. I'm allergic to shrimp. I get itchy all over, I break out in hives, and my breathing becomes difficult. You know where I went for my birthday (which coincidentally was on Monday and only Andrés and Elwood wished me a happy birthday since it was also their birthday too)? I went to Red Lobster for their endless shrimp special. And no, I don't have an epi pen, or anything. I figure that if it's my time to go, I'll go after eating shrimp.

It's an English euphemism for penis. Coffee is of course an English euphemism for tea (because we all know that English people only drink tea). Thus, yes, he likes to dunk his dick in tea. The English are freaky like that.

I thought it was the Japanese who were into that shit.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Exactly. I'm allergic to shrimp. I get itchy all over, I break out in hives, and my breathing becomes difficult. You know where I went for my birthday (which coincidentally was on Monday and only Andrés and Elwood wished me a happy birthday since it was also their birthday too)? I went to Red Lobster for their endless shrimp special. And no, I don't have an epi pen, or anything. I figure that if it's my time to go, I'll go after eating shrimp.

I'd have wished you a happy birthday if I knew, but I didn't because no one told me. :dunno: I think you need a better PR department...

Happy belated birthday?

For my allergy, when a small spider bites me I get feverish, every muscle in my body cramps up to the point where it's not only painful but difficult to use them even for something as simple as just walking around, and I get incredibly tired. This lasts for about three days to a week. Oh, and where I get bit the skin tends to liquify and sough off. I go near, and kill, regular spiders all the time despite this. Pretty sure if I got bit by a tarantula though I'd just die. So I guess what I'm saying is... unless you start mainlining shrimp then I laugh at your comparison. :tongue:

I thought it was the Japanese who were into that shit.

Nah, the Japanese would never do that... not enough tentacles.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

What, in the name of fuck, is a choccie biccie? :wtf:

A chocolate biscuit, you fiend. Why, what do you dunk?

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'd have wished you a happy birthday if I knew, but I didn't because no one told me. :dunno: I think you need a better PR department...

Happy belated birthday?

Why, thank you!

For my allergy, when a small spider bites me I get feverish, every muscle in my body cramps up to the point where it's not only painful but difficult to use them even for something as simple as just walking around, and I get incredibly tired. This lasts for about three days to a week. Oh, and where I get bit the skin tends to liquify and sough off. I go near, and kill, regular spiders all the time despite this. Pretty sure if I got bit by a tarantula though I'd just die. So I guess what I'm saying is... unless you start mainlining shrimp then I laugh at your comparison. :tongue:

That may be so, but I still think you're a wus. :tongue:

Nah, the Japanese would never do that... not enough tentacles.

Good point.

A chocolate biscuit, you fiend. Why, what do you dunk?

Oreos! :yummie: