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[usman19]

Sofi Ryan pulling down pants

** @usman19 stumbled across the office and Sofi pounces**

Sofi: Oh you are going to do. I need dick

**Pulls his cock out**

Sofi: It's small, but beggers can't be choosers

Usman: Sofi, i need to get going and make these gifs for tonight

**He drops his file**

Sofi: Just a little suck, you can mention this in your gifs

 

[usman19]

Ariana Marie and Emily Willis by the water cooler

Emily: I really miss the vending machine we had here
Ariana: We use to get so much snacks and now all we have now is water

**Both sigh**

Emily: I really hate this healthy eating they trying to put on everyone
Ariana: Just means we have to get our snacks elsewhere
Emily: I want some Coca Coca, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Doritos, Mars or Snicker bars

**Both grab their 10th cup of water and leave**

 

[usman19]

Sofi Ryan is busted

What are Emily Willis, Sofi Ryan and Ariana Marie talking about?

Sofi Ryan and Ariana Marie standing on the table

Sofi Ryan still standing

 

[usman19]

Sofi Ryan is busted

**Emily and Ariana Marie spot what Sofi is doing as they walk in**

Ariana Marie: Sofi!!

**Sofi and the guy stop what they doing**

Emily: I've heard of drinking on the job and sleeping on the job, but fuc...whatever this is on the job, no way!!
Ariana Marie: What were you doing?

**Sofi makes an excuse**
Sofi: It's not what it looks like. I was just checking something. He wanted to show me a medical issue down there

 

[usman19]

Sofi Ryan and Ariana Marie standing on the table

**Emily Willis, Sofi Ryan and Ariana Marie are having fun in their office space. Emily is giving a BJ, but the mood changes for the other two**

**Ariana Marie spots something crawling on the top of the desk**

Ariana Marie: Arghhh!! Look a spider. It's fucking huge!!

**Ariana Marie jumps up standing on the table. Sofi looks at what the commotion is**

Sofi: Where? I don't see it!!

**She turns her head and spots it!!

Sofi: Fuck!!! It's huge

**She like Ariana Marie stand up on the table, panicking jumping on their tip toes**

Ariana Marie & Sofi: Ekk get rid of it... Spider!! Go away

**Emily is oblivious what is happening as she carries on giving a BJ**

**Time has passed and the spider has gone**

Ariana Marie: Phew, it's gone. At last!!

**Ariana Marie and Sofi nervously squat down trying to make sure theres no other creepy crawlies lurking about on the desk**

 

[usman19]

Sofi Ryan still standing

Ariana Marie: What you doing up there still?
Sofi: I just feel i'm not included in this and he may not want me on his dick. Just trying to be out of the way
Ariana Marie: Don't be silly, of cause he wants you too. Show him what you got

**Ariana Marie jerks his cock to get it hard for Sofi and tells Emily to get off**

Ariana Marie: Emily, quit hugging his cock and get off

**Emily gets off**
Emily: All yours

**Sofi comes down to be part of the action**

 

[usman19]

Emily Willis waking up to bad news naked

Emily Willis mood at a party/function

Sharing a drink with Emily Willis

Emily Willis Stand and carry

Emily Willis likes looking at her own reflection

 

[bigg mike]

Damn, I guess it's true. You really do love me long time.

 

[bigg mike]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a pussy roll? Let's find out. 1... 2....3......

 

[bigg mike]

When you push past the pain and the head reaches that sweet spot.

 

[usman19]

When you push past the pain and the head reaches that sweet spot.

When you enter the state of enlightenment

 

[usman19]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a pussy roll? Let's find out. 1... 2....3......

Journey to the centre of the earth porn parody - Journey to the centre of the pussy

 

[usman19]

Abella Danger in the cinema watching something and laughing

Someone has angered Abella Danger by saying something

Abella Danger confronts fellow cinema goer

 

[bigg mike]

Coming soon to Skinemax. "Cum Swap Buddies" The show where two hot best friends swap cum they get from one lucky bachelor.

 

[usman19]

Coming soon to Skinemax. "Cum Swap Buddies" The show where two hot best friends swap cum they get from one lucky bachelor.

On next weeks episode of The Sex lives of college girls

 

[usman19]

When cinema go-ers want to watch Abella Danger instead

Abella Danger stand and carry

Abella Danger finishing off at the cinema

 

[usman19]

Emily Willis waking up to bad news naked

**Emily is sleeping on her day following a long 12 hour shift the previous day but she was to be interrupted**

**Text message notification comes from her boss**

Boss: Sorry Emily to bother you on your day off, but i need you to come back in the office as we have no cover. Can't get hold of the others and some of them are very sick. So hope you can come in?

**Emily frustrated as she been begging for time off for ages as she works her butt off**

Emily: FFS, what is my life!!

**She drops her head into the pillow**

Emily: I just wanted to do nothing today, just be naked, eat takeout and catchup on my Netflix shows.

 

[usman19]

Emily Willis mood at a party/function

**Emily sitting at a table and wondering why she is the only one sitting there**

Emily: Why am i the only one here? Oh no, is this the loser table? Am i a loser? Hell no, i'm outta here!!

**Emily gets up and leaves but grabs a bottle or 2 to go**

Emily: Just grabbing these, might aswell for the road. What a waste of a trip!!

 

[usman19]

Sharing a drink with Emily Willis

**Emily is offered a drink**

Emily: Sorry i don't drink?

**She gives the glass back**

Guy: Oh are you driving, the designated driver?
Emily: Neah, i just don't drink

**Guy gives a what a loser vibe**
Guy: A hot girl like you that doesn't drink !! What kind of girl are you?
Emily: I'm straight edge... got anything else? Perhaps water, or Pepsi?
Guy: I'll see what i've got.... Damm never thought i see the day

**Guy goes and gets a Pepsi from the fridge and pours in to the glass and offers the drink to Emily**
Emily: This is more like it. Thank you. Now we can get acquainted and talk!!

 

[usman19]

Emily Willis likes looking at her own reflection

**Emily is being fucked from behind over the glass table**

Emily: I do like looking at my own reflection being fucked!! Mirror Mirror on the table, whos the sexiest of them all**

**She looks through the glass and her reflection speaks to her**

Emily Reflection: Definitely not you my dear

**Emily in responses asks for her makeup**

Emily: Pass me my purse, need to reapply my makeup**

**She gets hold of the purse and and takes out lipstick to put back on**

Emily: Keep doing me while i do this

**Guy keeps trusting into her, till she smudges the lipstick over her face due to the penetration**

Emily: Can't you fuck me straight? I look like the joker now!! God!!

**She looks back to her reflection in the table**

Emily Reflection: You may not the sexiest of them all, but you are the funniest looking of them all**

**The reflection laughs**