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How BAD schoolgirls get GOOD grades.

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This is how to get an A* every time. It's not who you know, but who you fuck!!
 
Luna Star walked in on by partner
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**Partner walks in on Luna**

Partner: WTF is this. Luna why you so shiney
Luna: Babe, this is what the Brazzers massage is about
Other guy: It's all about massaging her in cum aswell as other oils. She covered in others cum too

Partner: Can i get this treatment to from from one of your female masseurs?
Other guy: Sure but be prepared to cum for them
 
(gasp) Good boy...I can feel your hot cum on my tight butthole...mmmm...now push that load deep inside me. I wanna shit cum for weeks.

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(gasp) Good boy...I can feel your hot cum on my tight butthole...mmmm...now push that load deep inside me. I wanna shit cum for weeks.

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When you pump cum instead of Gas into her engine. Question is is it petrolium or Gasoline?

Cum prices are going up.
 
Kayley Gunner by the window

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**Kayley hears someone parking up in the car park and commands to be taken to the window**

Kayley: Take me to the window please

**Moans as she penetrated from behind. There she see someone who is late and not getting in to start. She bangs on the window and shouts out the window with her naked body, tits pressed against the glass**

Kayley: Hey @usman19 , i'm not paying you to not be working. Get in the office and start making gifs for Freeones**
 

ban-one

Works for panties
Thought of a couple more for this one:



Lacey Black:

Can I be your fuck bunny?

I'm your Energizer (NA) / Duracell (EU) Bunny, babe, and we're gonna go all night long. Just keep cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming....
 
Thought of a couple more for this one:



Lacey Black:

Can I be your fuck bunny?

I'm your Energizer (NA) / Duracell (EU) Bunny, babe, and we're gonna go all night long. Just keep cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming..
My battery lasts longer than any other
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
Summarise Kayley Gunner conversation on the phone?
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**Guy comes in for interview**

Kayley: "Security, I got a weirdo here. Without pants."
Security: Really? That crazy bearded guy with his hair in a braided turban who we just sent up an hour ago?
Kayley: "Yes. Well now he's without underpants."
Security: Right. We'll be right up.

**Guy thrown out of building without underwear and pants**
 
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**Guy comes in for interview**

Kayley: "Security, I got a weirdo here. Without pants."
Security: Really? That crazy bearded guy with his hair in a braided turban who we just sent up an hour ago?
Kayley: "Yes. Well now he's without underpants."
Security: Right. We'll be right up.

*Guy thrown out of building without underwear and pants**
Interview gone wrong. I like it :)
 
Luna Star, shiny: she got turned on giving the guy a Nuru massage - so she decided to use the oil on herself, too

LS, partner: it is the Massage Parlor Manager, doing a quality check

Kayley Gunner, office: you're not working out as the new bookkeeper like I hoped ..; unless ..

KG, reaction: hmmmm - you seem excited that you might be losing your job, eh?

KG, convo: Secretary? It's going to take longer than I thought to provide the six-month evaluation; hold my calls
 
Kayley Gunner, window: THAT'S a better angle; let me stick my butt out more ..

KG, spanking: do you WANT me to fire you?? If not, smack my ass!

KG, pulled: grab the reins, big boy ..

KG, after: okay ..; we finally found something you're good at!
 
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