Improvements in Porn

Facetious

Moderated
√ More passion and sensuality

√ Less beat the holy crap out of the subject females.
I never cared too much for the extremities in stuff, particularly in sex.
So Where's All Of The Godam Fucking Tenderness ?

but then it wouldn't be romp then, would it ? :tongue: :dunno:
 
Less fake tits, less fake orgasms, less fake cum, less fake sounds!
 
1. Tell the guy running the camera to do this one thing- Shut the Fuck Up. (You are "behind the scenes", so don't be IN the scenes, especially with riveting and compelling input like "You like sucking that cock? Huh?"

2. Eliminate things like choking, spitting, slapping, punching ( :eek: ), and all the other stuff like that. I think you can make videos of people having sex without simulating rape.

3. Tone down the noise and fierceness of your female performers. This loud, whining sound coming from lots of female performers these days is... frankly... annoying as hell. As is the angry fucking, which would be way hotter if it wasn't so omnipresent in porn.

4. Not every scene has to end with a facial cumshot.

5. Not every lesbian scene has to include sex toys.

6. Lesbian scenes that DO include sex toys should not include:
a. A lesbian performer with a strap on getting sucked by another female, especially if the performer with the strap on is reacting as though she's a man getting a blowjob.
b. This odd method of putting a vibrator in another woman, while the other end of it is in the other woman's mouth. What does that even do for the one with the end in her mouth?


Well, those are a few of my suggestions. Just one guy's humble opinion. :hatsoff:


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Facetious

Moderated
^ Yeah ! 'nuff of all of the pre-dick-table, obligatory acts.

A man always likes a surprise ! :1orglaugh :thumbsup:
 
1. Less angry expressions
2. Enough with the ridiculous piercings!! (nips, clits, dicks)
3. More swallowing
4. No more ball slapping
5. No more abusing women
6. More Stacy Valentine in my lap!
 
Well I've been happy with the progression towards more production quality in porn, but there's always room for improvement.

More attention to framing the shot, camera angles, lighting, and sets.
More post-production value, which includes special effects, transitions, better cuts, etc.

If it is a porn movie, can we have some better writing please?
 
More heroin addicts.
More people drinking coffee.
Hairy backs to make a comeback.
Barry Manilow OST's.
Less emphasis on the female genetalia.
Less sun, more rain.
More subtitles.
 
less gross shit.

ok, I get fetishes, but if it doesn't involve any actual sex, then what the fuck is the point?

it seems like 90% of the videos on the internet are just being getting injured or puking/shitting/pissing, or both.

I went to a porn site and i'd say at least 2 out of ten videos were just clips of guys taking a piss. not even gay dudes boning, just wieners and yellow snow. wtf?

who wants to see that? (besides blueballs)
 
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