Image of Jesus 'appears in a frying pan'

No. But in all the texts he is referred to as the SON of god. Bit of a giveaway really. You can argue about whether he existed or not but its rather silly to argue about his gender.

That's true, but i still think your immortal and you know more then your letting on ;)
 
You know what's really creepy about the virgin birth? That God apparently has sperm, but not a penis.

or does God have both sperm and an egg? Is God a transexual?
 
You know what's really creepy about the virgin birth? That God apparently has sperm, but not a penis.

or does God have both sperm and an egg? Is God a transexual?

Maybe he was going down on her and sneezed :dunno:. Going down on someone isn't technically classed as full on sex, which could explain the virgin!!! I think we could be on to something here!!!
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
It certainly says something about the state of Christianity when Jesus is doing promotional appearances in frying pans...
 
You know for a guy who is supposed to be the Son of God I think he should aim higher than an appearence on a frying pan. His old man must be disappointed.
 
I took a shit the other day that kind of looked like Jesus...I probably should have taken a picture of it and sent it to my local newspaper.
 
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