Instead of Air Force One, or Marine One, you should use Troll One.
You are at the top the the heap, the president, the CEO.
You keep trolling and everyone goes along with your sarcastic, rude,
narcissistic comments.
If it was up to me me, I would ban your ass immediately because you are
not humorous like you think.
You only inflict pain on others and you laugh while they cry.
You are a fucking asshole and everybody knows that.
The only reason you are still around is because you are friends with a
moderator.
Tell us how you really feel, flamebroiled.