I want to get laid in Amsterdam next week, I'm kindly asking for any info about where to go.. prices... maybe you know some good private places? Or is it easier just to go to red light district? Any tips before travelling? Where are the nice girls? Are there any fine mature ladies? Are there some fine ebony babes?
I'm going to Amsterdam - what do you recommend?
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I hear they have some excellent cheeses; and don't forget to check out the Electric Tram Line, Tulip and Vodka Museums.
I'm not familiar with private adresses or escort services. When you go the private adresses I always here you're way better of in Germany.
There used to be a time when half the ladies in the red light district where ebony ones, but these times are gone, esp, since countries like Romania and Bulgaria entered the EU and it's women starting flooding the rld's in western europe.
The main red light district 'De Wallen' is the easiest. You'll find a lot of attractive, often very young women there. But it is a tourist trap and the mentality of of many girls who work there likewise. Most of the girls who work there are eastern european. Behind the church in the same area you'll find mostly ebony, mature ladies, some who could even be your mama, seldom attractive and are thus cheaper.
The other two, minor, red ligt districts are the ones where the locals go. Most girls are not as young as the ones in the main rld and don't seem in a hurry, most of the girls are south american/carribean (Cuba, Venezuela, Dom rep, Columbia etc.) and are way hotter imo.
Don't stick to the rld's and coffeeshops, Amsterdam has way more to offer than that. Both on the rld's and other attractions: feel free to pm me.
There used to be a time when half the ladies in the red light district where ebony ones, but these times are gone, esp, since countries like Romania and Bulgaria entered the EU and it's women starting flooding the rld's in western europe.
The main red light district 'De Wallen' is the easiest. You'll find a lot of attractive, often very young women there. But it is a tourist trap and the mentality of of many girls who work there likewise. Most of the girls who work there are eastern european. Behind the church in the same area you'll find mostly ebony, mature ladies, some who could even be your mama, seldom attractive and are thus cheaper.
The other two, minor, red ligt districts are the ones where the locals go. Most girls are not as young as the ones in the main rld and don't seem in a hurry, most of the girls are south american/carribean (Cuba, Venezuela, Dom rep, Columbia etc.) and are way hotter imo.
Don't stick to the rld's and coffeeshops, Amsterdam has way more to offer than that. Both on the rld's and other attractions: feel free to pm me.
Go to Anne Franks house. I didnt really realise it was there. Of course go to a coffe house, thats without saying. Leonardoo DiVinci has a big surplus of work there. I would go and visit that. Take the time for one morning and go to one of the tulip grow houses outside of amsterdam itself. It is unbelievable to walk through a tulip garden complete with swans, trees and babbling brooks while being inside.
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Where are the tulip houses? I've never heard of them before.
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Last time I was in the RLD there seemed to be several ebony ladies in the window. But this was the part near the church/irish pub. I don't generally go to that part of amsterdam often...only when in need of a cidar on tap! ;-)
Getting a canal tour is always a nice way to see the buildings and learn a little history of Amsterdam. There's the Amsterdam Dungeon, which also has a lot of dark history. I just went to the Heineken Experience last September, it was actually interesting. And then there's Vondelpark, which is kind of like Central Park in NYC...just a huuuuge green area smack in the middle of the city.
Getting a canal tour is always a nice way to see the buildings and learn a little history of Amsterdam. There's the Amsterdam Dungeon, which also has a lot of dark history. I just went to the Heineken Experience last September, it was actually interesting. And then there's Vondelpark, which is kind of like Central Park in NYC...just a huuuuge green area smack in the middle of the city.
wojbest is going to Amsterdam, not Paris.
It has been almost 20 years since I was there Petra, it was on the southern part of Holland. I cant remember the name of the place, but I have pictures of it. My wife completely gets jealous when ever my old pictures of me being in the service come out. I have been all of the world. Glad I did it when my liver could handle it and my sperm count was infinite.
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Hah.
Well, that's probably why I haven't heard of them...I don't get down south very often. I wanted to spend a weekend in the Limburg area this summer to explore by bike, but alas...someone stole my bike (took the fuckers over 5 years).
Though I've been to the Kuekenhof several times now, and the flowers are just beautiful. It's sad the tulip fields are disappearing though.
I offered to answer any questions about the rld by pm, but might wanna do it here anyway.
Here goes:
Basically you pay 50 euro for 20 min/ two positions and blowjob. But in the main RLD (Wallen) girls might offer you only one position or just a blowjob and charge for extra positions, or things like top off, touching breasts, pussy etc. And right after ten minutes they might start bitching about the time. They are exceptions however.
Women in the area around Singel/ Oude Nieuwstraat/ Spuistraat, (5 min walk from Central station) are not that rigid and that strict on time either. These women are mostly Carribean/south american (Columbia, Cuba, Venezuela, Dom. rep etc.) and they often seem to enjoy the sex. Paying 50 to them will get you two positions (or more), long blowjob, touching every where you like and even more, If you want a blowjob without a rubber You Might have to pay a lot extra if a hooker even offers this.
You'll find mature ebony ladies behind the church at 'Oudekerksplein' (indeed next to an Irish pub). They are often older and cheaper (30/35 euro), but mostly not that attractive and often have a very bored attitude. If you're really in to these type of woman, You Might wanna try the red light district at Doubletstraat in The Hague (there are two in this city). It's only a ten minute walk form railway station Den Haag HS, which can be reached from Amsterdam Central station in 45 minutes.
If you want caucasian women, you're bound to the Wallen. Alternative can be the small city of Alkmaar, This is an eastern european eldorado. The girls are young and cheaper (35 euro). It can be reached fast by feet from it's main railway station, which takes about 40 minutes by train from Amsterdam. Look for 'Achterdam' in the city center. Beautiful pittoresque city. Its cheese market is world famous and the main tourist attraction.
Basic rules: you pay at forehand. Be clean and well groomed, otherwise they might refuse you or let you wash first. So being clean saves you time. Make sure you have an agreement on what you want before you step in. Once inside you are too late. From then on you can only agree on more service and thus higher costs, not the other way around.
Be gentle and don't argue when she does not fully performs up to what you agreed on. Believe me: you will never win this battle. She might open the curtains when you're fully naked, or just push one of the buttons that are everywhere in the room and do alarm security. They might easily get physical (and not in the way you want it), police always look the other way.
Ignore the young blacks and morrocon kids when they are trying to make conversation. Since red light districts are heavily patrolled by police and security guards and fully monitored by camera's these are often very safe parts despite what You Might have heard.
Some other touristic notes:
You won't find any works by Leonardoo DiVinci in Amsterdam, lots on Van Gogh (Van Gogh museum) and other famous Dutch painters (Vermeer, Rembrandt etc.). Just hop on tram 5 to Museumplein.
You can rent bikes, but Amsterdammers will hate you (tourists on bikes are too slow and too dangerous).
Bike lanes are the sole domain of bikers and they will enforce this by all means so avoid these when you're walking!
Restaurants in the nightlife districts of Rembrandtplein, Leidseplein and Wallen (red light district) area are crap. In the southern part, Jordaan area or on the canals you will find lots of great places.
For most taxi drivers navigation systems are a necessity (just too stupid) and ripping tourists off is a second nature.
Vondelpark is indeed the most famous park, but Westerpark (just as big) is more trendy nowadays and offer lots of concerts and house parties in the summer (take bus 18 or 22 from central station). Other great area is the NSDM-area in the northern part (reachable by ferry right behind central station). This area hosts all kinds of spectacular events during the sumertime.
If you wanna try picking up beautiful often surgically improved
ladies without paying You Might wanna visit 'Strand Zuid' at 'RAI' (metro 51 or tram 4).
Enjoy the greatest city in the world!
Here goes:
Basically you pay 50 euro for 20 min/ two positions and blowjob. But in the main RLD (Wallen) girls might offer you only one position or just a blowjob and charge for extra positions, or things like top off, touching breasts, pussy etc. And right after ten minutes they might start bitching about the time. They are exceptions however.
Women in the area around Singel/ Oude Nieuwstraat/ Spuistraat, (5 min walk from Central station) are not that rigid and that strict on time either. These women are mostly Carribean/south american (Columbia, Cuba, Venezuela, Dom. rep etc.) and they often seem to enjoy the sex. Paying 50 to them will get you two positions (or more), long blowjob, touching every where you like and even more, If you want a blowjob without a rubber You Might have to pay a lot extra if a hooker even offers this.
You'll find mature ebony ladies behind the church at 'Oudekerksplein' (indeed next to an Irish pub). They are often older and cheaper (30/35 euro), but mostly not that attractive and often have a very bored attitude. If you're really in to these type of woman, You Might wanna try the red light district at Doubletstraat in The Hague (there are two in this city). It's only a ten minute walk form railway station Den Haag HS, which can be reached from Amsterdam Central station in 45 minutes.
If you want caucasian women, you're bound to the Wallen. Alternative can be the small city of Alkmaar, This is an eastern european eldorado. The girls are young and cheaper (35 euro). It can be reached fast by feet from it's main railway station, which takes about 40 minutes by train from Amsterdam. Look for 'Achterdam' in the city center. Beautiful pittoresque city. Its cheese market is world famous and the main tourist attraction.
Basic rules: you pay at forehand. Be clean and well groomed, otherwise they might refuse you or let you wash first. So being clean saves you time. Make sure you have an agreement on what you want before you step in. Once inside you are too late. From then on you can only agree on more service and thus higher costs, not the other way around.
Be gentle and don't argue when she does not fully performs up to what you agreed on. Believe me: you will never win this battle. She might open the curtains when you're fully naked, or just push one of the buttons that are everywhere in the room and do alarm security. They might easily get physical (and not in the way you want it), police always look the other way.
Ignore the young blacks and morrocon kids when they are trying to make conversation. Since red light districts are heavily patrolled by police and security guards and fully monitored by camera's these are often very safe parts despite what You Might have heard.
Some other touristic notes:
You won't find any works by Leonardoo DiVinci in Amsterdam, lots on Van Gogh (Van Gogh museum) and other famous Dutch painters (Vermeer, Rembrandt etc.). Just hop on tram 5 to Museumplein.
You can rent bikes, but Amsterdammers will hate you (tourists on bikes are too slow and too dangerous).
Bike lanes are the sole domain of bikers and they will enforce this by all means so avoid these when you're walking!
Restaurants in the nightlife districts of Rembrandtplein, Leidseplein and Wallen (red light district) area are crap. In the southern part, Jordaan area or on the canals you will find lots of great places.
For most taxi drivers navigation systems are a necessity (just too stupid) and ripping tourists off is a second nature.
Vondelpark is indeed the most famous park, but Westerpark (just as big) is more trendy nowadays and offer lots of concerts and house parties in the summer (take bus 18 or 22 from central station). Other great area is the NSDM-area in the northern part (reachable by ferry right behind central station). This area hosts all kinds of spectacular events during the sumertime.
If you wanna try picking up beautiful often surgically improved
ladies without paying You Might wanna visit 'Strand Zuid' at 'RAI' (metro 51 or tram 4). Enjoy the greatest city in the world!
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Looks like boobmanz is a mega monger.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
RLD is out of fashion....NRW is a better option for p4p.
RLD is out of fashion....NRW is a better option for p4p.
Was there a month ago n the main strip is alright u have to look around b4 u find a hottie during the day but early even is best time b4 best girls are busy, found a brunette hottie first day she was wearing pair of tight Jeans n a baseball hat cudn,t walk past, great fcuk. there are a few hidden areas little areas behind the main street where u can strike it lucky. also there is an area behind the main stretch u need to cross the bridge n they r 40-50 really hot girls in a really narrow street that is only 2 people wide this is the best area had 5 really hot girls there n went to the grasshopper for a good smoke
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Check this website out it there is an english forum in there too....
http://www.ignatzmice.com/
You can also go to the RLD in Haarlem which is only 10-15 minites
away by train.I found it to be better,as it was more relaxed and
less huslte - which means you get more for your euro
Have fun
http://www.ignatzmice.com/
You can also go to the RLD in Haarlem which is only 10-15 minites
away by train.I found it to be better,as it was more relaxed and
less huslte - which means you get more for your euro
Have fun
