I bet this will last a week...:1orglaugh Anyways, what's the longest you guys have ever gone?
I'm giving up this stuff and masturbating for a whole month!
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Jane Burgess
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I bet it lasts a day.
Umm, yeah...it's not really worth it, dude. What's the fucking point, you would be out of seiman (spelling) in about 24 hours. But good luck with that. :1orglaugh
not only that, if you can wank a month and hold out i'm pretty sure you win a medal.
some kind of "you're a fucktard" medal, but a medal, nonetheless.
I gave up masturbating 6 years ago - beat THAT!!!
Sometimes I feel it wasnt the right way to go, I'm now bald I get terrible leg cramps at night and my nut sack has grown so large I can no longer fit them into pants. When you're not Scottish wearing a kilt really makes you look like a fool, oh and if you're ever in Scotland and you're wearing a kilt pretend to be Scottish, otherwise you'll leave Scotland with a rather large gash down the back of your head.
But hey I love the Scots as much as anybody ...
I'm slowly going blind also, and I feel my nose has grown larger, think of the hunchback of notre dame, thats me. Living in the shadows, hissing and spitting at random strangers, throwing feces at animals and old people and just generally living underground. My wife doesnt seem to mind. It gets me out of the house which makes her happy, and it makes me happy.
So all in all it's not so bad.
Oh, and I also have a brain tumour, not through lack of masturbation, at least I dont think it is? It's due to the high doses of radiation I liketo submit myself to. :1orglaugh
Sometimes I feel it wasnt the right way to go, I'm now bald I get terrible leg cramps at night and my nut sack has grown so large I can no longer fit them into pants. When you're not Scottish wearing a kilt really makes you look like a fool, oh and if you're ever in Scotland and you're wearing a kilt pretend to be Scottish, otherwise you'll leave Scotland with a rather large gash down the back of your head.
But hey I love the Scots as much as anybody ...
I'm slowly going blind also, and I feel my nose has grown larger, think of the hunchback of notre dame, thats me. Living in the shadows, hissing and spitting at random strangers, throwing feces at animals and old people and just generally living underground. My wife doesnt seem to mind. It gets me out of the house which makes her happy, and it makes me happy.
So all in all it's not so bad.
Oh, and I also have a brain tumour, not through lack of masturbation, at least I dont think it is? It's due to the high doses of radiation I liketo submit myself to. :1orglaugh
Skyraider22
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Wow a whole month I can bearly go 20 mins without thinking about it:dunno:
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
I'm sorry about the whole bald thing but you know what you stop 6 years ago that great I started when I was 12 I'm now 27 I also look at it this what if I was drinking since I was 12 I might not have a liver or worse I figure wanking won't kill you so either way that is damn good well besides the leg cramps and all.:2 cents:
Skyraider22
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You guys speak of this like it is a bad thing.I'm just saying:dunno:
broderic_randal
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i was son confused by the title of this thread, until i read all the post, and now i am even more confused
Nope, still going. >_> It's tough though, and it's only been 2 days.
broderic_randal
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15 hours isn't very long
For the record, yeah this was horrible worded, I think I was drunk when I made this, what I meant was that I'm giving up porn and masturbating for a month. A friend and I are having a Seinfeld-ish contest.
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