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I'm engaged.

Commence conversations, congratulations, and hoorays. I will be married as of now next September.

I am excited and thought I would share it with you all.
 
lol Obviously I would need a "The Good Husbands Guide" or "The Good Inflatable Antonio Banderas Doll Guide" to make this marriage work. Like, ummm.... duh! Get with the program, silly platypus!!!
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Awwww...I'm sure you and Dirk will make such a glowing and beautiful couple on your weddig day.



Congrats regardless ;-)
 
Everyone knows it is I and STDiva! You my dear love are confused! Lurkingdirk is my whore! STDiva is my love!

How dare you try and put a wedge between our happiness!!! :mad:
 

Jon S.

Banned
Congrats! :glugglug: As long as you're not planning on going to one of the States that allow "it" so you can marry "the worm"......you'll be just fine my friend!
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
Congrats, Whimsy. :glugglug: ...






.. and commiserations as well. :D
 
Congratulations! How much was the postage to ship the lucky gal from Thailand?
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
No way!!! Congratulations Whimsicalzilla! Does this mean that you're gonna be an even more difficult guy to talk to?
 
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