Ike Stain

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so what does that say about me??

One word:
"Badass"


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Ike Stain

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Might be fun to see a complete collection of all the avatars lurkingdirk has ever used. :D

Exactly. LurkingdirkAvatar = Entertainment.

But how about instead of me licking and fondling with great gusto Lurkingdirk's scrotum, ass, balls, cock and taint as some have suggested,
let's look at the avatar of another of my favorite posters, who you may know as the Founder and President of the Fire Tim McCarver club:

There are people that get off on albino midgets with elephantiasis fucking pies, but I still wouldn't consider it happening with anywhere near the same sense of regularity as this trend apparently does.
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=452108&page=3

Now, let's analyze Shayd's avatar pic.

Where most pictures say a thousand words, this one says three:

Avatar Pic =
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Translation = "He's the man."

When you see that photo, you don't think "Oh yeah, I would tap that."

More likely you're thinking something like "That's the guy I'd like to go to
the strip club with because we'd have strippers hanging out at our table
all night
."
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
My avatar tells people that I saw what they did there. Or so I hope.
 

Ike Stain

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sexy time with my avatar :p

Not bad, but if you want to see an Avatar that really turns me on,
you have to go no farther than...




















































































































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Am I right, or am I right?
 
Seeing as there are maybe 5 non-OCSM chicks who actually post in the general board (maybe even less in the other boards)...the odds of being taken for a chick just aren't there dude. I want a chick avy because I like chicks with big tits. Pretty simple, really...:dunno:
 
Seeing as there are maybe 5 non-OCSM chicks who actually post in the general board (maybe even less in the other boards)...the odds of being taken for a chick just aren't there dude. I want a chick avy because I like chicks with big tits. Pretty simple, really...:dunno:

What He Said^ ;) I chose Tittyman because I love Titts, Nice Juicy melons, little firm breasts, big sloppy funbags, all Titties imaginable! But the Titties I'm most fond of are the nice round large C small D with small areolas, like my Avatar - That and most dudes dont want to look at other dudes, so why not a Hot chick?
 

Ike Stain

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I chose Tittyman because I love Titts, Nice Juicy melons, little firm breasts, big sloppy funbags, all Titties imaginable! But the Titties I'm most fond of are the nice round large C small D with small areolas, like my Avatar - That and most dudes dont want to look at other dudes, so why not a Hot chick?

I hear your logic man, I'm just saying it's a little confusing for me. (I wanna know who's a dude and who's a chick, definitively, which is why with transvestites, beard stubble and linebacker shoulders is a definite plus.)

But can I
just say:
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now we're
talking,
brother.

This is the avatar I wanna hang out with.
 

CherylFan

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Seeing as there are maybe 5 non-OCSM chicks who actually post in the general board (maybe even less in the other boards)...the odds of being taken for a chick just aren't there dude. I want a chick avy because I like chicks with big tits. Pretty simple, really...:dunno:

As per the above. I chose this as my avatar because I think she`s great and amazingly sexy but not in the least bit like me (because I`m not female, blond, tied up, wearing stockings, tight black skirt stretched across the bottom, tits peeking out of an unbuttoned white blouse)
 

Ike Stain

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I chose this as my avatar because I think she`s great and amazingly sexy but not in the least bit like me (because I`m not female, blond, tied up, wearing stockings, tight black skirt stretched across the bottom, tits peeking out of an unbuttoned white blouse)

I get that. That's totally fair position. I'm just saying, for me, I do see you as a chick.

Now THIS one REALLY confuses me:

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Is Dirk the Cookie Monster or the chick with the knife?

I'll be pondering that one for a while.
 
Apparently Xfire has issues with my avatar.

I would say...

A feisty broad with verniers and more fight than facts.:) :hatsoff:
 
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