If you won the lotto tommorrow what would you do?

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Office Space....:D
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.

I already have plans for my lottery winnings. I just need to win.

A nice custom built house on a large plot of land. Also, a Cadilac, 1966 Chevy Malibu, 1957 Chevy. All wealthy people should own at least one. ;)
 

Spleen

Banned?
Knowing me, I'd probably get drunk and lose the ticket.
 
Collect winnings, deposit in bank, get credit line to draw from, quit job and take next flight to Europe.
 
personally i don't need all that much. I 'd buy a Corvette, give my parents money, and then find charities to give to. Ideally i'd keep less than i gave away. Not that i'd give it all away.
 
Nice but NOT lavish house, NICE shop with a really nice but SMALL car collection, Invest and RETIRE, buy a vintage racecar, PLAY and enjoy life!
 
Pay off everything I owe and then I'll only have enough left over to buy me a packet of chicklets from some kid in Mexico.
 
Try to figure out how I could use it to get two women at the same time, without getting a hooker. Then I'd realize I'm probably no better off than I was before, and start working on getting one again.
 
Buy one of those kick ass loft apartments you see in New York City. The proceed to buy the best season tickets I could get at the new Yankee Stadium.
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
Woo Sandra Shine, ask her to marry me. If she said no, buy her her favourite convertible then pick up the pieces of my broken heart and move on. Negotiate tirelessly to plant trees in the Sahara desert, try fix the coral reef - that sort of stuff.
 
If we're talking one of the huge Super Lotto/Power Ball muti-million dollar win's then I would:

  • Pay off the mortgage on my current home. I love it and wouldn't want to move, but I'd probably invest in a few other pieces of property around the country/world.
  • Obviously all other debt, paid off, gone, no mas.

  • Pay my sister's student loans off so she doesn't have to worry about them.

  • Buy my parents a new house where ever they wanted to live.

  • Take a nice long vacation, probably Tahiti, with my wife.
  • Play golf everyday, where ever the hell I wanted to play.
  • Get a good investment guy, to keep my money making money

I would try my hardest to keep it a secret as long as I could. I will not be buying my friends houses or paying off their mortgages. That doesn't mean I won't spoil my friends and family a bit, but I'm not going down the M.C. Hammer road with a 90 person entourage bleeding me dry or any of that bullshit. Low Key would be the name of the game.
 
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