if you were the last man on earth

[on]

and susan boyle is the other human surviving with you, would you try the breeding with a monkey first?

 

[Shifty]

doa is gonna have a fit.

 

[thebear247]

nope ill throw a flag over her face and fuck for old glory

 

[on]

nope ill throw a flag over her face and fuck for old glory

but think for the children, all of the human race will be half of her.

 

[andrea_]

and susan boyle is the other human surviving with you, would you try the breeding with a monkey first?

sheeps are better...

 

[Facetious]

I would proclaim this land as mine, I would proclaim myself as the creator and I'd create women . . . lots & lots of scantily clad women . . . arrrrggghhhhh!

 

[on]

sheeps are better...

you think the sheepman is possible? it is better maybe for half man half monkey race I think.

 

[Ulysses31]

Best the human race die out

 

[on]

Best the human race die out

yes, I think also, but what if the boyle did breed with something and make a race? you will need to fight them.

 

[DOA82]

and susan boyle is the other human surviving with you, would you try the breeding with a monkey first?

He's remarkably laid back today in fact.

I feel a little sorry for Susan Boyle this time. Of all the horrendous women on the planet "on", our resident poster child for abortion, could've chosen, he picked her?

Overall problem is thus, say you do breed with her and 9 months later she has a child. Whoop-de-fucking-do, all youve done is guaranteed your off-spring a lonely death on an uninhabited planet.

So really, the only reason to breed, would be to simply get your sexual kicks, which in fairness you could easily get with the monkey.

 

[thebear247]

He's remarkably laid back today in fact.

I feel a little sorry for Susan Boyle this time. Of all the horrendous women on the planet "on", our resident poster child for abortion, could've chosen, he picked her?

Overall problem is thus, say you do breed with her and 9 months later she has a child. Whoop-de-fucking-do, all youve done is guaranteed your off-spring a lonely death on an uninhabited planet.

So really, the only reason to breed, would be to simply get your sexual kicks, which in fairness you could easily get with the monkey.

that was mind moving and well thought out :hatsoff:

 

[Ulysses31]

yes, I think also, but what if the boyle did breed with something and make a race? you will need to fight them.

We won't stand a chance, they'll look something like this:

 

[on]

He's remarkably laid back today in fact.

I feel a little sorry for Susan Boyle this time. Of all the horrendous women on the planet "on", our resident poster child for abortion, could've chosen, he picked her?

Overall problem is thus, say you do breed with her and 9 months later she has a child. Whoop-de-fucking-do, all youve done is guaranteed your off-spring a lonely death on an uninhabited planet.

So really, the only reason to breed, would be to simply get your sexual kicks, which in fairness you could easily get with the monkey.

yes you are remarkably calm for usual DOA82, the resident poster child for the hemorrhoid cream.

who would you choose in stead? who would you want to not breed with, and breed with the boyle instead? also the child will not be lonely, you have more than one children.

 

[pete rose]

I guess I'd poke, but NO CHILDREN

 

[DOA82]

yes you are remarkably calm for usual DOA82, the resident poster child for the hemorrhoid cream.

who would you choose in stead? who would you want to not breed with, and breed with the boyle instead? also the child will not be lonely, you have more than one children.

Who I breed with is not important. I could have all the children in the world if I wanted, or at least as many as my swollen anus would allow.

Pause for a moment, say through some freak of genetics, you are one of my children in the apocalyptic nursery youve created. Your all grown up and ready for children of your own, me having died through Preparation H poisoning and my wife...my poor wife, after her vagina collapsed from so many children....Who do you turn to? Your sister?

You would commit incest and populate the world with freakish atrocities? Wht makes you think you would have any sisters, my genes might produce an abundance of brothers.

Earth - the galaxies very first incestuous sausage factory.

 

[on]

Who I breed with is not important. I could have all the children in the world if I wanted, or at least as many as my swollen anus would allow.

Pause for a moment, say through some freak of genetics, you are one of my children in the apocalyptic nursery youve created. Your all grown up and ready for children of your own, me having died through Preparation H poisoning and my wife...my poor wife, after her vagina collapsed from so many children....Who do you turn to? Your sister?

You would commit incest and populate the world with freakish atrocities? Wht makes you think you would have any sisters, my genes might produce an abundance of brothers.

Earth - the galaxies very first incestuous sausage factory.

1: your wife was susan boyle

2: you did overlook the monkeys

 

[DOA82]

1: your wife was susan boyle

2: you did overlook the monkeys

You sir are an immature moron, plain and painfully simple.

 

[on]

I would proclaim this land as mine, I would proclaim myself as the creator and I'd create women . . . lots & lots of scantily clad women . . . arrrrggghhhhh!

with the monkeys or?

 

[on]

You sir are an immature moron, plain and painfully simple.

is that called resorting to insults and name calling?

 

[wmi791]

WOW. I'll never get back the two minutes of my life it took to read this post. I guess my mind isn't that deprived to even think of this scenario