If you ran out of toilet paper, what would you use?

[atxraised]

Have you guys ever used a wet paper towel? It works for me lol!

 

[dogbone27]

My underwear. All you gotta do is wash em.

 

[Ravenholm]

I would get my dog to lick it off. They love eating shit.

:eek:

One more reason NOT to let the dog lick your face.

 

[mrtrebus]

One more reason to let the dog lick your face.

corrected!

 

[lurkingdirk]

i've used blueballs before, but i prefer stdiva.

 

[BlueBalls]

i've used blueballs before, but i prefer stdiva.

Whore!

 

[drf]

Coffee filter, it's a little rough but you gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[Ravenholm]

Katie Price's face [Jordan].

 

[StanScratch]

Dick Cheney's face.

 

[mrtrebus]

I use nothing, just wait until the residue hardens then file it off, using an orange claw hammer to loosen any hard to remove chunks.

 

[Hot Mega]

I know this happens to people...Not sure why though.

I mean first of all, why wouldn't the used up roll have been replaced? Secondly, what idiot plops down to take care of business without first checking to see if there is toilet paper in the bathroom and enough of it??

In the event you do, I suggest using the three shells they use in the movie "Demolition Man".:2 cents:

 

[BlueBalls]

In the event you do, I suggest using the three shells they use in the movie "Demolition Man".:2 cents:

So just swear into the clean language monitor until you have enough paper to do the job, gotcha :thumbsup:

There's going to be one hell of a paper cut though....

 

[lurkingdirk]

i've used blueballs before, but i prefer stdiva.

Whore!

you said you were fine with it, even though i thought it was a shitty situation.

:dunno:

 

[Skyraider22]

I think I'd jump into the shower. :dunno:

Good answer some sort of cloth or towel Man where do you come up with this stuff:1orglaugh

 

[CunningStunts]

I had a couple of friends in college that ran out and started using the phone book... they got to the "g"s until we felt sorry for them and bought them a giant package of toilet paper.

 

[power-san]

Happened to me at Burger King.
Had to grab some used paper from the garbage.. no problem.. someone probably just dried their hands with it.

 

[cartman24]

Some form of paper, probably an old receipt or something.

 

[Member 1098]

The cat.

LOL,

I might use the socks, clothes and maybe notebook.

 

[Sicario]

It's interesting how nobody has mentioned gerbils yet. Oh well.

 

[nothingandless]

shower