"If you look out the left side of the plane..."

[Bullly Hayes]

"you'll see the reason we're all going to die."

 

[Member442]

I shouldn't have clicked on this. Now I'll add 10 more yrs before I'll get in a plane.

 

[andrea_]

I shouldn't have clicked on this. Now I'll add 10 more yrs before I'll get in a plane.

that's why I always carry a bomb with me, statistics say that's impossible to have two suicide bombers on the same plane...

:elaugh:

 

[LukeEl]

I knew the Twilight Zone spoke the gosple truth!

 

[phanto_1985]

I think something is missing and it's gonna be bad in the few minutes, seriously.

 

[garyclone]

Just another gremlin attack. Could someone please get me John Lithgow and William Shatner?

 

[StanScratch]

"Hey captain...I was wondering...you know, just thinking out loud, and don't take this the wrong way or anything - please don't make this into anything that it isn't. But, anyway, do we really need ALL the engines?"

 

[Asianlov69]

there is something out on the wing...

 

[Member442]

that's why I always carry a bomb with me, statistics say that's impossible to have two suicide bombers on the same plane...

:elaugh:

I like your idea but with my luck I'd be the only one that day

 

[Bullly Hayes]

there is something out on the wing...

I saw him. Green and slimy.

It was lightning. At first I thought it was animal. Some kind of bird or something. But it was a man! There were flames coming out of the engine, and a flash of smoke. Maybe it was a technician who was caught on the side of the plane when it took off. How could he survive out there? The air's so thin, the blast of the wind. It's so cold.

 

[Shifty]

" ... you will all simultaneously shit your pants. Over."

 

[BlueBalls]

 

[andrea_]

I saw him. Green and slimy.

naah, Dirk was with me... :elaugh:

 

[maildude]

"I don't see anything wrong."--The Somali Air Force

 

[Cannon_X]

They all died...

 

[Shifty]

^^ Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! :glugglug:

 

[vodkazvictim]

I blame the Moslems.
Greedy dirty Moslems, wasting our water by washing 5 times a day!

 

[Cutie]

I told Dirk to get some sheet metal, but damn! I didn't mean off the plane..