If you had a genie...

[Mr_Balls]

That granted three wishes, what would they be?

 

[DR. B]

1st wish: 337 trillion dollars (american money) and it was legit
2nd wish: never grow old and never die
3rd wish: I'll just save for the time being

 

[Sam Fisher]

1. Please cure all diseases that strike young ********.
2. Please help those who truly need it.
3. Please give me 25 million dollars so I can help my ****** and set my ******** up for life.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

1. Hair on my head.
2. No hair on my back.
3. Sam's 25 million.

 

[Ace Bandage]

1. World Series win for the Cubs
2. One hundred bazillion dollars
3. Sara Jean Underwood as a wife

 

[Legzman]

I'd fuck that bitch.

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[knowone]

1. Unlimited number of wishes!

 

[knowone]

1. World Series win for the Cubs

That may be beyond even a Genie's power.

 

[bahodeme]

1. Feed the babies who do not have enough to eat
2. Shoe the ******** with no shoes on their feet
3. House the people living in the street

 

[Kingfisher]

1. Have my ***'s wish fulfilled.
2. Bring the one I cherish the most back to me, so that she wouldn't have to work in Japan so much.
3. Be financially content and stable for as long as I live, so that I would never have worry about that ever again.

 

[Ace Bandage]

That may be beyond even a Genie's power.

Ouch. One can ***** though, right?

 

[knowone]

Ouch. One can ***** though, right?

My ****** had Cubs season tickets from 1932 (age 12) until the affects of the depression caught up with the ****** finances.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Ouch. One can ***** though, right?

Andronicus, my friend. When the Cubs win the World Series this year, play this when you get home from the party the next day. At the 3:16 mark you will totally understand.

 

[bobjustbob]

Have my *** back just for a few moments.
A job as a writer.
A slush fund to ****** with for the rest of my life.

 

[STDiva]

There's a lot of gay wishes in this thread. Fuck ******** with diseases.

 

[jod0565]

No death.
No hunger.
Love.

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

I like what Andrew Dice Clay said about this. He said that on the show Major Nelson would always tell Jeanie to never do anything with her magic. Dice said "give her to me for a while. I'd say Ok, Jeanie, hows about you make your tongue 10 feet long and lick my balls from across the room!" :1orglaugh

 

[The Grasshopper]

I don't think I could trust a Jin. :2 cents:

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

The ability to have anything
The ability to cause anything
The ability to create anything

 

[Mr_Balls]

1. Three billion dollars
2. Super intelligence
3. A time machine

I would travel in time and have zany adventures