If you had a chance at "buying" a Porn star, who would it be?

I'd "Rent" ....

Tera Patrick
Sasha Grey
Alexis Love
Sadie West
Angel Dark

I'd have them all go to a lab I could trust and get a full DNA workup/sample for each of them.

After I've tapped the originals, since I got money coming out the ass, I go to one of those fucked up South American countries and set up lab where I clone an army of each of them, and train them to serve "cult" style from birth.

Then in 20 years not only do I have fresh young ones for myself, but what I make selling the extras to the rich and powerful makes whatever $$$ I started with look like beans.

... and here's the extra deviouse part of the plot.

My perfect concubines all report back to me. So I get all the dirt on the rich and powerful.

Killing me is of no use either... since I'll obviously have clones of myself to replace any parts that get broken.


Bwahahahahahhahahahah.

(Sadly... after 20 years and all that evil, I'm still a punk next to Cheney.)

PS. If she ACTUALLY diggs me, I'd probably keep the original Sadie West, and give up my hobbie of meglomaniacal world domination. :lovecoupl
 
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