If you found a magic lamp...

I think I'll go with one of the first posters and just wish the dang genie free. There was an episode of the X-Files that dealt with this... and you just have to get it right or the whole thing goes to pot.
 
It all depends, if the genie inside was Kazaam I would probably just say screw it and throw it away.

If it was a non-rapping genie I would wish for:

One Billion Dollars so I could buy an entire neighborhood of mansions and move all my friends to the neighborhood.

Eternal youth so I don't ever have to deal with weak joints of grey hair

The ability to fly because it would be just plain badass
 
Money, money, money! To buy Def Jam South, the Lakers, a small island in the Carribean, a black jet, a yacht with a jacuzzi like in that Jay-Z video, a fly ride with Lambo doors, lots of pussy, the agency I work for...

I will surf in Bali, ride a camel in Egypt, watch the Vans Warped Tour every year, play video games and eat pizza all day. I'll have everything I need. :D Carpe Diem
 
I think I'll go with one of the first posters and just wish the dang genie free. There was an episode of the X-Files that dealt with this... and you just have to get it right or the whole thing goes to pot.



Yeah, I remember that episode.

Guy wishes for a boat and to be invisible...


Gets the boat, even though he's miles from the sea and then becomes invisible...and gets knocked down by a driver that didn't see him.
 

SBTNW

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I think I'll go with one of the first posters and just wish the dang genie free. There was an episode of the X-Files that dealt with this... and you just have to get it right or the whole thing goes to pot.

i love that episode!
Mulder asks for world peace and the clever genius dissapear the humanity! (peace and quiet...)

then he asks for the humanity to appear and finally... WHAT D'YOU THINK?
well, he asks for the genius' freedom. asshole.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Je_Souhaite
http://redwolf.com.au/xfiles/season07/7abx21.html
http://xfphotos.fredfarm.com/season7/jesouhaite/index.html (pics!!!)
 
1. Infinite money (money is everything!)
2. To be attractive to the opposite sex (*sigh* ... one day!)
3. GTA IV doesn't get delayed again :mad: (April 29 release)
 
First two are easy:

1) Make whoever I want appear next to me for some fun and games and then when I want them gone I simply say so and they're gone.

2) Win Euromillions all to myself, £30m ($60m)

3rd is tricky....

3) Have the power to make people do what I want. Evil I know ;)

I probably wouldn't need the first two wishes if the 3rd came true.
 
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