If you found a magic lamp...

FullMoonWolf

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What would your three (and only three) wishes be?

No Cheating! ex: Third wish "wishing for more wishes" kinda crap.:bowdown:
 
1st wish : To get lots of money so I can get me and my family out the ghetto and have a fresh start in a new place.

2nd wish : Stop all lobbyists from hurting people (ie no more bullshit pills and all the other evil shit they do to hurt people and influencing our government and let the people be in charge of the country *we arent*)

3rd wish : Have sex with all my favorite celebs/models/pornstars everyday till I die lol

Yeah I couldnt think of a deep 3rd wish lol sue me what did u expect on a porn board with banana smileys that jerk off lmao
 
i'd wish for unlimited super powers.
wish the genie free
then i'd use my powers to help people and entertain myself.

if unlimited powers isn't available then
shapeshifting
teleporting
mind control
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
1st wish - to be financially comfortable beyond the dreams of avarice...

2nd wish - reverse my age from fortysomething to 24...

3rd wish - create stable cold-fusion (my little gift to the world)...
 
1. Be a rich person. I'm talking Billions.

2. Be invisible

3. Read peoples mind like in that one Movie where Mel Gibson could tell what women were thinking in their heads.

Number 1 pretty much covers everything you want.
 
1) A Stanley Cup for the Flyers next season

2) Adamantium Claws

3) Be a teenager again even if it was just for one day
 
An end to poverty, war, starvation....or maybe just some beer.

Actually, maybe just the beer, yeah, I'll go for the beer...and some pork scratchings.
 
tunsty said:
An end to poverty, war, starvation....or maybe just some beer.

Actually, maybe just the beer, yeah, I'll go for the beer...and some pork scratchings.


You forgot a Liverpool win in the F.A Cup today Tunsty:ban: :D
 
its a hard decision from a philosophical point of view, you know positive/ negative karma, every action has a positive and negative reaction, that kind of thing.
For instance what would be the after effects be if there were no more diseases, starvation?
Over population leading to increases in disputes/ war etc maybe.
If you wished to be rich, everyone knows that riches do not correlate to happiness, infact most who win big money or who are born into money say that it ruined their lives.
Super Powers, could you use them in public without everyone thinking your a freak or government agencies taking a keen interest in you maybe even wanting to lock you up for life for research.
My choices would be
1. win the lotto once and for not less than 10 million and to not share the jackpot. (rather be rich and unhappy than poor and unhappy lol)
2. all religon to have never existed (just to see how things would of changed)
3. All people to have better common sense and consideration to all living things in the universe.( this part makes up for losing the good parts of religion):)
 
since when is the genie an indentured servant? I think that's just from disney's aladin movie...

like the whole point is that genie has all those powers, so it wants to grant people's wishes, and it just lives in the bottle, because wel,l it can shrink really small and live in a fly ass bottle, and if it lived in a palace then people would always be buggin it for wishes. one dude that get's three and has luck in finding the bottle every 50 years, that's not so much work.

I know that I'd just wish for something stupid and probably fuck a lot of things up, so that would be my wish, to not wish for something stupid. my second wish would be for no one else to be able to wish for anything stupid or bad, and then i'd just see what happens.
 
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