If you could turn one person into a porn star?

Lucy Pinder

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Has anyone mentioned Catalina (Nadine Velazquez) from My Name is Earl?

Whenever I see her on that show I imagine she'd fuck a lot like Daisy Marie. A good ol' fashioned intense Latina fuck with those great dark eyes and sexy accent. Sometimes I can't even make it to The Office without popping one off on Thursday nights.
 
Me

and Salma Hayek as my partner in most of the scenes. :) Just imagine big cocks in that hot latino body and her screaming spanish vulgarities. God, that would be so nice.
 
Most pornstars probably wouldn't like my answer, since I've heard the lady in question is bitch from hell and I doubt most of her colleagues would want to be around her, much less work with her, but I've always wanted to see a Naomi Campbell (in her prime) in a porn movie (or better yet, picture set).

I'd also like to see Nicole Eggert (from her baywatch days) in a porn movie. (& since I haven't heard much bad about her, I doubt most of her colleagues would have trouble working with her...)
 
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