If you could turn one person into a porn star?

For me it has to be Isla Fisher. Maybe because she was such a lil' freak in Wedding Crashers...or maybe because I have a things for petite redheads...or maybe because every time I see her I imagine her ankles pinned back behind her ears getting it balls deep by a brotha. I don't know?
http://hosted.celebkings.com/gallery/000787004/2celeb4free:Revshare:CK/
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/islafisher/isla_fisher_1.jpg
http://images.google.com/imgres?img...fisher&um=1&hl=en&rlz=1T4GWYA_en___US227&sa=N

When I'd get done with her, this is what she'd look like:
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/isla_fisher.jpg
(All I need is two minutes at the most and I'll get the job done)
 
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