If you could suck your own penis would you?

^^^^ Actually the way it works is that we evolve from the Stone Age to the Amazon Age. Women would be running the world...we, men, would be too busy schlonging ourselves and too lazy to do anything productive...
 
Certainly would if I could, but what about this?

If you said that you would suck yourself off, will you also do another guy?
 
Certainly would if I could, but what about this?

If you said that you would suck yourself off, will you also do another guy?

Uh.... no. Just like I don't want to jerk another guy off just because I can jerk myself off. I'm not doing to because I like the act, I'm doing it because I like the feeling of the act and the eventual outcome (orgasm). Doing it for another guy shouldn't even come into question if you understand why someone would want to do it. It's not that I like pulling cocks.... just one... my own. Same woudl go for sucking one.
 
D'you know my father in law asked me this shortly after I'd married his daughter.
I've spent the last 18 years trying to think of a reply.
 
^ i'd still be thinking why..? :dunno:
 
if i could, i reckon i would try it lol
 

plucap

Banned
Well I'm curious how it feels from the other side but I don't wanna suck another dude's cock. So yeah, I guess I would try it at least. Would probably feel a bit creepy though.
 
I would definitely try blowing myself at least once and I would definitely try swallowing at least once. Of course, if I had a cock long enough to reach my mouth, I don't think I'd have to suck myself...
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Let's put it this way...

If I found out, for a fact, that I could suck my own penis...I would be the only person who would ever know about it.

But, since I'm hung like a 6 year old boy, I don't think I have to worry about it.
 
No, because I know it would be nowhere near as enjoyable as having someone else do it. Like the difference between holding your own hand and having your girl do it.

On the other hand, they say the largest sex organ is the brain. So I suppose if I were able to filter out all my hangups, the negative connotations, and if I can somehow completely fool myself into thinking someone else is doing it...
 
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