if you could make one wish to make the world a better place, what would you ask?

Damn, only one wish is not enough, i would need at least 3 to make the world better.
Then it would be, 1. no war, no fights, no jealossy and no betrail 2. every women is beautiful and wants to fuck all day and 3. everybody is healthy and happy ( what problems could come if you would make three wishes like that ? )
 
I wish I can get rid all of these extreme Muslim jihadists and sympathizers.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
I'd wish for a loving, faithful wife who enjoys me, me and more me.

... yes, just me. Fuck everyone else. My happiness would only be as happy as everyone around me if I wished for world contentment. Seriously, you can all go die. ;)
 

Facetious

Moderated
More fair distribution of all wealth and all resources throughout mankind.
Do you want a King too ? :D

Yuck ! Do you have any idea what that would look like ?
99.9 % of the pop. would be living in poverty under the dictate of a tyrannical brute.

I say that we "spread the wealth around a little'' and let people, should they put forth the effort and actually work for a living, enjoy some of the $ pie $.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Do you want a King too ? :D

Yuck ! Do you have any idea what that would look like ?
99.9 % of the pop. would be living in poverty under the dictate of a tyrannical brute.

I say that we "spread the wealth around a little'' and let people, should they put forth the effort and actually work for a living, enjoy some of the $ pie $.

For my second wish, I'd *disappear* all conservatives. Mmm. The bohemian gods are smiling upon us.
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
Effective, stable, responsible governance, where people actually were motivated to contribute.

Actually no, I would ask for the secret of interstellar travel.
 

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk
erase the corruption. It all comes to that, if you ask me.
 
If we could strike dead all the liars and morons, that would be a great start... :thumbsup:
 
That we live in the Star Wars universe. That's more for me than it is for everyone else... :D
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I would first wish for an eternal amount of wishes.
Then I would wish for Dick Cheney to appear in front of me and his mouth to be a butthole. Because that would be funny.
Then I would start wishing for the important stuff, like having enough money to bid on that 1978 Topps Jim Clancey card I've been eying for a while. Yeah. That would be awesome.
Then, I would wish for...uh...um. Damn. How many more wishes do I have left? Really? That many. Damn, wish I hadn't done that.



Aw. Fuck.
 
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