If you could have one superpower...
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Resurrect the Aztecs, fucking Cortez!!!
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I would pick the US of fucking A.
It's been turned into a state that is so wrong on so many levels.
Kids, handicapped people, grannies getting groped at the airports, every fucking phone call and email gets watched by agencies, government run completely by companies, school system failing, you name it.
I want to root out the people who are in the way (Not killing, just run them out if the country, the money is staying) and get it back on track.
Of course, I would be the Kaiser of that new country ^^ Democracy has failed!
It's been turned into a state that is so wrong on so many levels.
Kids, handicapped people, grannies getting groped at the airports, every fucking phone call and email gets watched by agencies, government run completely by companies, school system failing, you name it.
I want to root out the people who are in the way (Not killing, just run them out if the country, the money is staying) and get it back on track.
Of course, I would be the Kaiser of that new country ^^ Democracy has failed!
The power to turn the most beautiful and hottest girls into lesbians. They would also willingly want to do whatever I tell them
:nono::nono: "Give 'em an inch..." and they want to convert all the hot chicks.:tongue: Besides, aren't you marred?
If I could have one it would be to find every hot chick in the world and make her have multiple orgasms (you and your wife too boothy
). Why should I be the only one to benefit from my special talents?:oMy 2nd choice would be to stop people on FOs from duplicating threads.
Of course it would be the power to make any hot girl wanna fuck me. What other answer could it be? This is a porn forum, right? Politics, government, terrorism...what is this, the fuckin' Huffington Post?
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Cartman: Hold on you guys. I actually have another power. I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Let me try it.
Kyle: Goddammit, Cartman! You can't keep making up new powers!
Stan: Yeah dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with!
Cartman: I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers.
Kyle: No asshole! From now on you only get to have ONE power! So what is it?!
Cartman: I have the power to have all the powers I want.
Kyle: Goddammit, Cartman! You can't keep making up new powers!
Stan: Yeah dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with!
Cartman: I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers.
Kyle: No asshole! From now on you only get to have ONE power! So what is it?!
Cartman: I have the power to have all the powers I want.
I love when people reply to questions that they didn't even read. That's always amusing.
I gotta go with the USA. It'd be nice reversing all elements of The Patriot Acts and police state culture, bringing troops home from hundreds of foreign bases and wars. Maybe end the drug war and the FCC and finally get some boots on the moon.
Tho' there are a lot of hot Russian and Chinese women and they'd do anything I ask of them so long as I let 'em know it's for the good of the state. Hmmm...
I gotta go with the USA. It'd be nice reversing all elements of The Patriot Acts and police state culture, bringing troops home from hundreds of foreign bases and wars. Maybe end the drug war and the FCC and finally get some boots on the moon.
Tho' there are a lot of hot Russian and Chinese women and they'd do anything I ask of them so long as I let 'em know it's for the good of the state. Hmmm...
My 2nd choice would be to stop people on FOs from duplicating threads.
Ummm, you do realize that both threads are asking completely different questions, right?
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You're right. The threads are not duplicated. However, the questions are exactly the same but the context is just different.
You're right. The threads are not duplicated. However, the questions are exactly the same but the context is just different.
No way, man. One's asking what your weakness would be if you were a super hero and the other's jokingly asking what global super power you'd rather be.
That being said, which celebrity would you ass fuck?
You're right. The threads are not duplicated. However, the questions are exactly the same but the context is just different.
This is actually a great post, it gave me a good laugh, and if anything, is a witty commentary on question.
And what's to complain about a VV post that's not viciously anti-social?
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