If you could go back in time....

[Bloodshot Scott]

The Golden Age of Scandinavia.

Before the land was overrun by foreigners. :banger:

 

[Sam Fisher]

Before the land was overrun by foreigners. :banger:

When would that have been? :dunno:

 

[L3ggy]

Between the 8th and 11th century

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Between the 8th and 11th century

Or in american terms... prehistoric.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Between the 8th and 11th century

So the Sami are the "real" peoples of Scandinavia?

 

[L3ggy]

Or in american terms... prehistoric.

That's a way to put it.

 

[Mayhem]

Between the 8th and 11th century

Why? Where? What would you do? Who would you bone? And what are your projected chances of surviving more than 30 minutes? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[L3ggy]

30 Seconds. In this form.

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

What would your cute black ass say about time travel in the forward direction?

Any upcoming cataclysmic events that needs to be viewed by your heiney?

Hmmmm well I definitely want to skip forward to the part when I'm rich and famous lol. Or I want to skip ahead to arrmagedeon. When the world starts to end, I want to be there! First in line for the looting baby! I'm Canadian so I don't ever get black Friday, I gotta make up for lost time, woo hoo! Then come back in time to bask in my spoils. Moahahahaaaa.

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

I would ****** you to the far reaches of the Orient, Europe, South America and will treat you as my Queen. You'll be safe with me.

Hmmmm well I do love being treated like a Queen. Are there silks, furs and servants involved? If I'm going back in time I'm going to need an an entourage so that people know I'm one of the wealthy important exotic blacks. Not a scrub your floors, raise your **** 'yes'r' blacks. Hahahaha.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Hmmmm well I do love being treated like a Queen. Are there silks, furs and servants involved? If I'm going back in time I'm going to need an an entourage so that people know I'm one of the wealthy important exotic blacks. Not a scrub your floors, raise your **** 'yes'r' blacks. Hahahaha.

You need servants? I'd mow your lawn.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Hmmmm well I do love being treated like a Queen. Are there silks, furs and servants involved? If I'm going back in time I'm going to need an an entourage so that people know I'm one of the wealthy important exotic blacks. Not a scrub your floors, raise your **** 'yes'r' blacks. Hahahaha.

You got it! But with one exception, Jinxypie comes along with us. (I'm secretly in love with her)

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

You need servants? I'd mow your lawn.

Awesome, I'm always up for a good lawn moweing servant lol.
Anyone else feel like signing up for a life of glamorous drudgery?

 

[Aria_DeLaunay]

You got it! But with one exception, Jinxypie comes along with us. (I'm secretly in love with her)

Ahhhh well, who am I to stand in the way of love?

 

[Straight Shooter]

..whether it be 100 years ago or, 800 years ago.

When would you like to have lived? (oh, and you could take one item back in time with you)

I'd go back a few hours and punch you in the face for asking this question

 

[Shifty]

I'd go back to the Middle Ages in order to slay dragons, learn to spell cast and battle the orc hordes.

I'd bring back a sweet staff.

 

[L3ggy]

Not a lovely bar wench?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'd go back twenty minutes before Shifty and fuck up his plans.

 

[Shifty]

Not a lovely bar wench?

It's the middle ages L3ggy. Wrenches haven't been invented yet.

I'd go back twenty minutes before Shifty and fuck up his plans.

Thanks for the warning johnny. As punishment for your meddling , I shall transform you into one of LurkingDirk's condomes! :condom:

 

[PirateKing]

I'd go back to when I was a young lad and pretend to be my own older *******. I always wanted an older bro.