if u had a time machine and only 1 destination...

[L3ggy]

What's a ceel phone?

 

[Shifty]

well if i could go some were then come back to this tim i might go back to 1700s andgave them a llaptop ceel phone and other stuff like that so yea then come back to this time

^^ Less camin', more learnin'.

 

[Moonchild22]

"...I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr.
They sucked out my internal organs and they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go.
And so, I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time.
Just then, a floating disembodied head of Colonal Sanders started yellin'
Everything you know is wrong, Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong. Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong! ..."

 

[Ace Bandage]

well if i could go some were then come back to this tim i might go back to 1700s andgave them a llaptop ceel phone and other stuff like that so yea then come back to this time

Lack of proper grammar, spelling, and clear thinking aside, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read in my life. What in the fuck are they going to will a cell phone and laptop in the 1700s? Did anyone have cell towers back then? Where are you going to plug them in when the batteries die? They wouldn't be able to understand the origins and design of either one, let alone the function. How do you explain what a phone does or how it works to someone with no knowledge of electricity, phone networks, or radio signals. It would be like trying to teach them about quantum physics or M-Theory. The fundamental knowledge is just not there.

Fail/10

 

[feller469]

I would go back to the 1700s with the blue prints for a cell phone tower and diagrams for a laptop computer and hide them behind paintings at Monticello.

 

[Ace Bandage]

^^ I would go back to three minutes and punch feller in the dick.

 

[L3ggy]

Don't forget to tape it.

 

[feller469]

the fist or my dick?

 

[L3ggy]

Uhm.... No Comment.