If Trump were a democrat president

can you imagine the fawning over Melania Trump as first lady by the left wing media? She'd be the next Jackie Kennedy. They certainly wouldn't be making fun of her accent.

and holy shit, can you imagine the fervor over Ivanka?


Trump could've easily won as a populist democrat. He certainly didn't win as a conservative christian.
 
can you imagine the fawning over Melania Trump as first lady by the left wing media? She'd be the next Jackie Kennedy. They certainly wouldn't be making fun of her accent.

and holy shit, can you imagine the fervor over Ivanka?


Trump could've easily won as a populist democrat. He certainly didn't win as a conservative christian.

Of course! That's how this works dude!. Trump's a Republican so of course I'm gong to criticize the hell out of him. But if it were HRC in the same position you can bet your ass that I would be defending her and telling everyone that this investigation is BS

And if a Democratic president were under investigation for collusion with Russia you and all the other conservatives on here would be non-partisan?

Cut. The. Crap

We're all full of shit. It just seems I'm the only one here who admits it
 
And if a Democratic president were under investigation for collusion with Russia you and all the other conservatives on here would be non-partisan?

under investigation with no evidence that a crime had been committed? based soley on J'accuse! from the asshurt democrats who were humiliated in Nov 2016? we're not talking about actual email servers "what? wiped with a cloth?" or a smoldering consulate and 4 dead americans.

but yeah, pat yourself on the back for being honest.
 
can you imagine the fawning over Melania Trump as first lady by the left wing media? She'd be the next Jackie Kennedy. They certainly wouldn't be making fun of her accent.

and holy shit, can you imagine the fervor over Ivanka?
Ok, let's talk about how First Lady are mistreated and which of them is treated the most vicioulsly. But first , you may answer two simple questions :

1) How many times did Melania got compared to an ape, a gorilla, etc. ?
2) When was the last time we heard about the rumour claiming that Melania is a man ?
 
Yeah but the former first lady does look like a man. She looks more like a man than the former president does.
 
Yeah but the former first lady does look like a man. She looks more like a man than the former president does.



Seriously, there are countless examples of things who don't look like what they really are. And there are she-males who look as feminine as Melania
 


Seriously, there are countless examples of things who don't look like what they really are. And there are she-males who look as feminine as Melania
Well, nobody would blame you if you were drunk and fucked a shemale that that looked like Melania.

You'd probably catch less shit than if you fucked Michelle
 
Ok, let's talk about how First Lady are mistreated and which of them is treated the most vicioulsly. But first , you may answer two simple questions :

1) How many times did Melania got compared to an ape, a gorilla, etc. ?
2) When was the last time we heard about the rumour claiming that Melania is a man ?

1) 0. As was Michelle Obama, at least by anyone in the media (that I know of). Bob Beckel may have had a word or two about that in private conversation though.
2) I'll defer to meesterperfect. That's his department.

As for myself, I have called our former first lady Michelle Obama classy and attractive on here, though some would disagree. Her school lunch menu was absolute shit though.

I disagree with some here, I always thought Michelle Obama was attractive and classy looking in that 1960s Mad Men kinda way. And I bet Ann Romney was a straight up hottie back her in her day.

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If Michelle Obama had sat in a private residence (at great expense to taxpayers) and refused to have anything to do with the position of first lady, she would have been criticized by both sides.

I feel bad for Melania, she was a simple gold digger who thought she found herself a soft mark, was happily living out her life spending his money and occasionally touching old orange balls, and now he's gone and stumbled into the white house and forced her shameful existence into the focus of the entire nation.
 
Ok, let's talk about how First Lady are mistreated and which of them is treated the most vicioulsly. But first , you may answer two simple questions :

1) How many times did Melania got compared to an ape, a gorilla, etc. ?
2) When was the last time we heard about the rumour claiming that Melania is a man ?

Bingo

And...can you imagine the reaction had Obama been caught on an open mic stating "I did try and fuck her. She was married...I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. I’ve gotta use some tic tacs, just in case I start kissing her... And when you’re a star they let you do it. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

HOLEEEE shit there wouldn't have been enough hemp available in all the land for all the proposed lynching nooses.
 
If trump were a Democrat? Easy. He would have been led out of the Oval Office in handcuffs weeks ago. Amazing how an R or a D after your name will change things. And for the record, really? REALLY? You're trying to say Melania's been mistreated? Really? How deep is the infamous conservative persecution complex?
 
Bingo

And...can you imagine the reaction had Obama been caught on an open mic stating "I did try and fuck her. She was married...I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. I’ve gotta use some tic tacs, just in case I start kissing her... And when you’re a star they let you do it. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

HOLEEEE shit there wouldn't have been enough hemp available in all the land for all the proposed lynching nooses.

Yeah, I think I recall hearing something about that. Usually that causes people not to be elected.

Those bimbo eruptions tho.

How about this, Michelle Obama injected herself into politics as much if not more than Hillary Clinton did.

Usually a role that First Ladies don't assume.

Thats why a lot of people didn't like her. Not because they were picking on her.

She does have some fucked up teeth and looks like a tranny.

Perhaps if she hadn't jumped into the fray with all of her leftwing rants, we wouldn't have noticed so much.
 
If trump were a Democrat? Easy. He would have been led out of the Oval Office in handcuffs weeks ago. Amazing how an R or a D after your name will change things. And for the record, really? REALLY? You're trying to say Melania's been mistreated? Really? How deep is the infamous conservative persecution complex?

handcuffs, really? You almost elected her FOR FUCK SAKE.


Melania and Ivanka haven't been mistreated? Other than supporting their husband or father they have been apolitical. Actually, Ivanka has been accused of being a climate change acolyte flaming lib. But it doesn't matter with the left. This is the mob who murdered the Tsarina and her children.


You know what? fuck the left to infinity.
 
Even Snopes can't completely discredit the "Rape Melania" sign as a false flag.
But forget that, the party of "no human is illegal" and "immigrants" mock her accent.

The party of "women's issues" smear Ivanka as her dad's incestuous sex toy.

Yeah, Michelle has been treated like pure shit.
 
Yeah, I think I recall hearing something about that. Usually that causes people not to be elected.

Those bimbo eruptions tho.

How about this, Michelle Obama injected herself into politics as much if not more than Hillary Clinton did.

Usually a role that First Ladies don't assume.

Thats why a lot of people didn't like her. Not because they were picking on her.

She does have some fucked up teeth and looks like a tranny.

Perhaps if she hadn't jumped into the fray with all of her leftwing rants, we wouldn't have noticed so much.

That's it!!!
Been trying to figure it out but I think you nailed it.
A damn tranny!
It's so obvious now.
The First 'lady'
 
If trump were a Democrat? Easy. He would have been led out of the Oval Office in handcuffs weeks ago. Amazing how an R or a D after your name will change things. And for the record, really? REALLY? You're trying to say Melania's been mistreated? Really? How deep is the infamous conservative persecution complex?

Spot on dude. Spot on. Someone's always out to get them. The persecution complex is best epitomized by our victim in chief. And they say liberals are victims? HAHA. By the way they talk you'd think that conservatives are just this little powerless minority group. It's not like they have any power or influence in this country. They're just trying to get their message out. That's all. Everyone needs to stop picking on them :rolleyes:
 
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