If Jesus Played Football/Soccer lol

[member2686]

Whose team would recruit him? lol :1orglaugh :rofl:

 

[Civickiller80]

That reminds me of a hockey joke.....as bad as it sounds here goes

Why doesnt Jesus go into the corners after the puck....hes afraid hes gonna be nailed into the boards....thats It i'm going straight to hell

 

[member20672]

I can feel the unholyness radiating from this thread :nono:



And CK, thats a terrible, joke, which I'll see you in you hell because of:tongue:

 

[member2686]

Hey, God has a sense of humor, you know!!! :angels:

 

[member20672]

Of course, that's why [edit]

Best if I not type it in :thumbsup: :1orglaugh

 

[poggy]

Whose team would recruit him? lol :1orglaugh :rofl:

I heard Sunderland are after him as they need a miracle to stay up

 

[stockfisch]

cool one, but there´s one problem. He can´t catch the ball and stopping every shot with the body ... a bit painful!!

 

[member2686]

I think the nails through his hands and feet, plus his crown of thorns, probably hurt just a bit more than a soccer ball kicked at him. lol

Oh man, I am going straight to Hell... :eek: :1orglaugh

Jesus was cool - he'd appreciate the humor in this, I think. After all, he's very forgiving!

 

[hiriya]

Amen! thanx to Jesus for not playing soccer, he left it for all to play regardless to religon.

 

[juballs]

i think isreal would win every world cup from here on out.

each game in a shootout by a score of 1-0

 

[member20672]

Jesus was cool - he'd appreciate the humor in this, I think. After all, he's very forgiving!

Hopefully. Or were all in deep shit.:1orglaugh

 

[egg]

i think isreal would win every world cup from here on out.

arent the jews still waiting for god's son?

 

[tunsty]

Wouldn't he be more use as the physio?

He could come onto the field, 'heal' an injured player and trot back off again..

 

[SeraphiM]

This thread is so wrong, my eyes are going to straight to hell

 

[Tgunz262]

Maybe he can come out and 'call down the thunder'. I'd also like to see JC 'cowboy up'.