If I Pooped Outside Do You Think The Flies Would Like My Shit More Than The Stray Cats'?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I feed the stray cats too. I given them Nutro Max Chicken and sometimes some table scraps. But, my diet is high in rich foods and I shop at Gelson's Supermarket. I also eat a lot of exotic foods with interesting spices. Can flies get diarrhea themselves? Who would eat the fly diarrhea if the answer is yes?

 

[xfire]

Back in 2002 I was in the hospital for a week because of my blood pressure. After I got out my doctor put me on a diet that consisted of, among other things, oatmeal every morning. In addition to the diet, he ordered that I walk at least thirty minutes a day every day. So, I would eat my oatmeal then take a thirty minute jaunt on the dirt road that runs behind my property. One morning I was about half-way through my walk when the oatmeal caught up to me. I had the irresistible urge to shit. I ran on my tip-toes off the road and into the woods, found the nearest tree, leaned up against it and let it fly. I ran off all the wildlife in that area for at least three weeks, every morning for at least that long, I could smell where I scarred that tree. The flies may love it, but if you want to scare off your cats off, shit outside. They'll be gone until the lingering odor subsides.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Back in 2002 I was in the hospital for a week because of my blood pressure. After I got out my doctor put me on a diet that consisted of, among other things, oatmeal every morning. In addition to the diet, he ordered that I walk at least thirty minutes a day every day. So, I would eat my oatmeal then take a thirty minute jaunt on the dirt road that runs behind my property. One morning I was about half-way through my walk when the oatmeal caught up to me. I had the irresistible urge to shit. I ran on my tip-toes off the road and into the woods, found the nearest tree, leaned up against it and let it fly. I ran off all the wildlife in that area for at least three weeks, every morning for at least that long, I could smell where I scarred that tree. The flies may love it, but if you want to scare off your cats off, shit outside. They'll be gone until the lingering odor subsides.

I like to keep the stray cats back there to fend off the rats. I help out by urinating as high on the trees as I can to ward off larger predators. Seems to work as there have been no tigers, yetis, or crocodiles stomping through.

 

[alexios]

 

[fkknuckle]

I usually just poop in balloons and/or baggies and throw it at the stray cats around my place! They don't come around after that!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I usually just poop in balloons and/or baggies and throw it at the stray cats around my place! They don't come around after that!

How narrow are your turds so you can fit them through the opening of a balloon? My turds are some big sumbitches and I'd need to pinch one off into a beer mug.

 

[fkknuckle]

How narrow are your turds so you can fit them through the opening of a balloon? My turds are some big sumbitches and I'd need to pinch one off into a beer mug.

Shit into a funnel and push it through with some stray cat heads you may have lying around and to clean the heads off you just throw them into the toilet(they are too big to flush down) and flush the toilet a few times and voila the cat heads are good as new ready to be used again!