If Bill Pullman And Bill Paxton Are The Same Person Then Why Is One Supposed To Be Dead?

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I would have expected this from Premium Link Upgrade and Premium Link Upgrade but Phil Simms and Boomer Esiason would have to be on permanent reverse green screen to pull it off. I think the Thomas Edison of two people who are the same person ******* one off originated with the 2 Dicks from Bewitched.