I'd turn her down!

Nah cause I'm a horny bastard.
You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire.
Nothing that a 6 pack and a light switch wouldn't solve, right?
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I would say no to the entire army of cyborgs out there, Jennas and Briannas, all those supernatural tits and other stereotypes. Any by saying "no", I mean no. Just because they´re pornstars, doesn´t mean they´re automatically attractive.

maybe even someone you don't mind watching but would turn down in real life.

This made me think for a while. Still, I can´t figure out anyone to fit into that category. Maybe the only exception from this is Traci Lords from waaaay back in the 80ies. Watching her was ok, but in real life, I´m pretty sure I would have said no.
 
Tough question. I'd probably turn Houston down, like everyone else.

No one else comes to mind. I mean, Tera Patrick doesn't do a whole lot for me onscreen, but no way would I actually turn down a shot at her.
 
I don't know, but there are some fairly high standards on top of the soap box going around here.
Again, not being judgemental, but think of this; you are on vacation, a little load going at a bar, a "Houston-type" begins licking your ear.
Wow, that would be tough to turn down. You would have to have some pretty big cohones, knowing that Miss Right is just around the corner and you don't have the time for this type of sex.

Hey, I admire you and your standards. Myself, well, I have just given up and become a male whore.

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id turn down girls that I'm not a fan of. I noticed some of you said jasmine st. claire because she's bitchy. That's the main reaso TOO fuck her. Making the bitch suck your dick.
 
I agree slutlover. Fucking bitches is about the only thing good we can do for them. But I gotta ask, how in the hell did you find this thread 1 year and 2 weeks later?

Oh, by the way, anyone who says they would turn down Jenna Jameson, Jill Kelly, and Stepanie Swift for that matter, is a walking eagle.
 
I have said this before, and ill sa it again....Belladonna.....doesnt do it for me at all, id feel like i was fucking a drugged out crack whore. Nothing against her fans, shes just not my cup of tea
 

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I'd turn down Guage. She's one of those ugly teens that you see everywhere now. The only difference being that she does hardcore.
 

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Um.. any of them that I'm not compatible with. Assuming I get the chance, that is. Cuz, eh.. I have a penis. In the ownership of this penis I would have to turn in my man card if I ever turned down sex.

(Brazilian and Czech men dont even count as men, because apparently there's tons of hot chicks and you actually have your pick of them. Pussy might even be handed out with the morning newspaper. I've never been, but every description involves getting laid a lot, model-quality beauty and fucking hell I hate you Brazilians. You can just go die. If you dont have a DNR, you're gonna die TWICE after the EMT's bring you back from the dead.)
 
Probably nearly all of them considering I wouldn't sleep with anybody outside a serious relationship. There is often a huge gap between what happens on screen and how they act there or on the Internet and how people act in real life.
 
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